{"id":7321,"date":"2019-04-07T08:53:36","date_gmt":"2019-04-07T07:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7321"},"modified":"2019-04-07T09:21:47","modified_gmt":"2019-04-07T08:21:47","slug":"globaliseret-badestaevne-paa-blodhavn-nordstrand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7321","title":{"rendered":"Globaliseret badest\u00e6vne p\u00e5 Blodhavn Nordstrand"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gigantarrangements<\/i>reportage: Crass B\u00f8rsting
\nFoto: Pomona Peckelwaffer m.fl.<\/i><\/p>\n

Sommerens store\u00a0turist-parringslejr<\/a>\u00a0p\u00e5 Blodhavn Nordstrand vil i \u00e5r blive suppleret med et delvist overlappende internationalt badest\u00e6vne samme sted.
\n
\n\"Badest\ufffdvne01\"
\nVelkl\u00e6dte og muntre afrikanere er flokvis p\u00e5 vej til Blodhavn.<\/em><\/b><\/p>\n

Tusinder af badende og kopulerende strandg\u00e6ster<\/a> fra hele verden vil i de dage og n\u00e6tter, st\u00e6vnet f\u00e5r lov at vare, fylde den nordvestjyske sommerluft med sang, latter og jubelskrig.<\/p>\n

\"Badest\ufffdvne02\"
\nHolstebros socialistiske overklasse repr\u00e6senteres bl.a. af den
\n<\/i><\/strong>12-\u00e5rige borgmesterdatter Hibiscus Hasselk\u00e4pp, der takket v\u00e6re
\nv\u00e6ksthormon\u00a0<\/i><\/strong>kan deltage p\u00e5 lige fod med langt \u00e6ldre badeg\u00e6ster.<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2013 \u00d8jeblikkelig tilmelding er n\u00f8dvendig p\u00e5 grund af de genitalietatoveringer, der skal fungere som adgangstegn. Tatov\u00f8rerne (to omskolede grovsmede, f\u00f8dt hhv. 1929 og 1934) har jo kun en begr\u00e6nset kapacitet, lyder det fra turistsagen<\/a>s f\u00f8rstemand, redakt\u00f8r Louis B. Knockel.<\/p>\n

\"Badest\ufffdvne03\"
\nYngre masturbationsidr\u00e6tsm\u00e6nd under opsyn af deres tropsf\u00f8rer,
\n<\/i><\/strong>O.K. Stalin-Schleimhuber (kasketb\u00e6rende).<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2013 Jeg deltager personligt i overv\u00e5gningen af de to festlige begivenheder, og jeg kan love, at der ikke vil blive sparet p\u00e5\u00a0kaskadelussingerne<\/a>\u00a0i de d\u00f8gn, der kommer. Ogs\u00e5 et par h\u00f8jtydende lussingmaskiner<\/a> vil v\u00e6re i drift langs kysten.<\/p>\n

Masturbation vil som hovedregel v\u00e6re tilladt under st\u00e6vnet, men naturligvis kun i de kontrollerede<\/a> og gebyrbetalende\u00a0varianter.<\/p>\n

\"Badest\ufffdvne04\"
\nBlodhavn Nordstrand<\/a> er i forvejen popul\u00e6r hele sommeren igennem,
\nog \u00f8jeblikkelig tilmelding m\u00e5 derfor anbefales.<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n

SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"HenvSEXUALKATASTROFE\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Retur\u00a0til\u00a0forsiden<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gigantarrangementsreportage: Crass B\u00f8rsting Foto: Pomona Peckelwaffer m.fl. Sommerens store\u00a0turist-parringslejr\u00a0p\u00e5 Blodhavn Nordstrand vil i \u00e5r blive suppleret med et delvist overlappende internationalt badest\u00e6vne samme sted. Velkl\u00e6dte og muntre afrikanere er flokvis p\u00e5 vej til Blodhavn. Tusinder af badende og kopulerende strandg\u00e6ster fra hele verden vil i de dage og n\u00e6tter, st\u00e6vnet f\u00e5r lov at vare, fylde […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[460,123,5,6,7,56,45,87],"tags":[1042,58,1043,297],"class_list":["post-7321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fest","category-idraet","category-masturbation","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","category-seksualitet","category-socialisme","category-turisme","tag-badestaevne","tag-blodhavn","tag-globalt","tag-nordvestjylland"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7321"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7333,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7321\/revisions\/7333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}