{"id":4370,"date":"2015-11-24T11:31:55","date_gmt":"2015-11-24T10:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4370"},"modified":"2015-11-24T11:31:55","modified_gmt":"2015-11-24T10:31:55","slug":"stolt-og-rank-opvisning-af-50-vinterblottere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4370","title":{"rendered":"Stolt og rank opvisning af 50 vinterblottere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Omkring 50 af Usseldrup-egnens aktive blottere m\u00f8dtes i g\u00e5r klokken 07.31\u00a0til et fire-timers friluftsst\u00e6vne p\u00e5 Blodhavn Strand. De dystede p\u00e5 vertikal udholdenhed, og i bidende vestenvind demonstrerede de, at der stadig er rank mandighed at m\u00f8nstre blandt vore yngre medborgere.<\/span><br style=\"color: #000000;\" \/><br style=\"color: #000000;\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Blotterst\u00e6vne02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4372\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Blotterst\u00e6vne02.jpg\" alt=\"Blotterst\u00e6vne02\" width=\"462\" height=\"377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Blotterst\u00e6vne02.jpg 462w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Blotterst\u00e6vne02-300x244.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Favorit var sidste \u00e5rs vinder, tromlef\u00f8rer Onan Frederiksen, men han m\u00e5tte denne gang dele Albert Knockels mindepr\u00e6mie (sponsoreret af <a title=\"Kopulationsvanvid forvandler gummifabrik til rygende ruin\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=2403\">Klamhuse Gummivarefabrik<\/a>) med skibsf\u00f8rer P. Swakob-Svendsen, som trods sine kun 19 \u00e5r er en dreven og teknisk velfunderet blotter. Mange kender ham og hans \u00e5bne matrosbukser fra Strandpromenaden og Afrikakajen i Blodhavn.<\/span><br style=\"color: #000000;\" \/><br style=\"color: #000000;\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Blotterst\u00e6vne01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4373\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Blotterst\u00e6vne01.jpg\" alt=\"Blotterst\u00e6vne01\" width=\"387\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Blotterst\u00e6vne01.jpg 387w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Blotterst\u00e6vne01-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 387px) 100vw, 387px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Egnens nyvalgte sk\u00f8nhedsdronning\u00a0<\/span><a title=\"Baltisk bordelhund ryster branchen\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=124\">Plea Pheber<\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0pr\u00e6siderede over dommerkomiteen og h\u00e6ngte medaljer\u00a0p\u00e5\u00a0de stadig blottede vindere, der undervejs var blevet stimuleret med rygende varm k\u00f8dsuppe og et bes\u00f8g af Husmoderforeningens masturbatricekorps.\u00a0<\/span><br style=\"color: #000000;\" \/><br style=\"color: #000000;\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Det tusindtallige publikum stod opmarcheret i ranke, snorlige r\u00e6kker og forholdt sig respektfuldt tavst, indtil Louis B. Knockel straks\u00a0efter klokken 11.31\u00a0fl\u00f8jtede st\u00e6vnet af.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Pas p\u00e5 k\u00f8nsorganerne: Ondsindet klunkekalkun g\u00e5r amok\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3854\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3862\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkTESTIKELKALKUN.png\" alt=\"HenvHalunkTESTIKELKALKUN\" width=\"625\" height=\"219\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkTESTIKELKALKUN.png 625w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkTESTIKELKALKUN-300x105.png 300w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkTESTIKELKALKUN-624x218.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Omkring 50 af Usseldrup-egnens aktive blottere m\u00f8dtes i g\u00e5r klokken 07.31\u00a0til et fire-timers friluftsst\u00e6vne p\u00e5 Blodhavn Strand. De dystede p\u00e5 vertikal udholdenhed, og i bidende vestenvind demonstrerede de, at der stadig er rank mandighed at m\u00f8nstre blandt vore yngre medborgere. Favorit var sidste \u00e5rs vinder, tromlef\u00f8rer Onan Frederiksen, men han m\u00e5tte denne gang dele Albert [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[460,123,6,7,56],"tags":[58,453,637],"class_list":["post-4370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fest","category-idraet","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","category-seksualitet","tag-blodhavn","tag-blotter","tag-blotterstaevne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4370"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4375,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4370\/revisions\/4375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}