{"id":13492,"date":"2025-11-30T10:10:51","date_gmt":"2025-11-30T09:10:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=13492"},"modified":"2025-12-01T20:41:44","modified_gmt":"2025-12-01T19:41:44","slug":"2-december","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=13492","title":{"rendered":"2. december: Al aff\u00f8ring er velkommen"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Philberts-julealbum-LOGO.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"433\" height=\"215\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Philberts-julealbum-LOGO.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13532\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Philberts-julealbum-LOGO.png 433w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Philberts-julealbum-LOGO-300x149.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 433px) 100vw, 433px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Sort guld i t\u00f8ndevis<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/sortefkalier.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"257\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/sortefkalier.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/sortefkalier.jpg 257w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/sortefkalier-171x300.jpg 171w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 257px) 100vw, 257px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>I<strong>kke s\u00e5 m\u00e6rkeligt<\/strong>, at den unge neger smiler og synger i v\u00e6rkstedsg\u00e5rden. Klokken er 14.30, og dagens f\u00f8rste ni arbejdstimer gik godt. Efter en sp\u00f8lkum k\u00f8dsuppe med r\u00f8d knas vanker der nu om lidt stimulerende\u00a0arbejdslussinger, og s\u00e5 skal hammeren atter svinges.<br><br><strong>Usseldrup-egnen<\/strong> kender ikke til forskelsbehandling. En arbejdsom afrikaner kan indtage sin plads i samfundet som alle andre, stille op i k\u00f8en til husdyrbordellet eller drikke en skummende hestepilsner sammen med kammeraterne l\u00f8rdag eftermiddag, inden den obligatoriske ugentlige\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=2435\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"2435\">masturbationsparade<\/a>\u00a0tager sin begyndelse.<br><br><strong>Sort aff\u00f8ring sorteres<\/strong> og videresendes side om side med alle \u00f8vrige indvejede produkter. M\u00e5tte den end have en kruset skorpe og en s\u00f8dligere (efter kenderes bed\u00f8mmelse gr\u00e6skaragtig) aroma end den brune nordvestjyske normalp\u00f8lse, s\u00e5 vil afrikanerens bidrag dog p\u00e5 lige vilk\u00e5r glide ind i den v\u00e6ldige str\u00f8m af <a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3003\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"3003\">l\u00f8dig r\u00e5vare<\/a>, der holder egnens\u00a0erhvervsliv i omdrejninger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=13490\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"13490\"><strong>N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/strong><\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=13494\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"13494\"><strong>Forrige kalenderblad<\/strong><\/a><br><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"6005\">Avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sort guld i t\u00f8ndevis Ikke s\u00e5 m\u00e6rkeligt, at den unge neger smiler og synger i v\u00e6rkstedsg\u00e5rden. Klokken er 14.30, og dagens f\u00f8rste ni arbejdstimer gik godt. Efter en sp\u00f8lkum k\u00f8dsuppe med r\u00f8d knas vanker der nu om lidt stimulerende\u00a0arbejdslussinger, og s\u00e5 skal hammeren atter svinges. Usseldrup-egnen kender ikke til forskelsbehandling. En arbejdsom afrikaner kan indtage [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1571,97,46],"tags":[378,789],"class_list":["post-13492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-julekalender2025","category-kultur","category-oldinge","tag-julekalender","tag-philbert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13492"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13566,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13492\/revisions\/13566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}