{"id":13470,"date":"2025-12-11T18:39:57","date_gmt":"2025-12-11T17:39:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=13470"},"modified":"2025-12-12T17:52:16","modified_gmt":"2025-12-12T16:52:16","slug":"13-december-ekstase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=13470","title":{"rendered":"13. december: Eksplosiv brun v\u00e6lling"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Brunvaelling.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"728\" height=\"556\" src=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Brunvaelling.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13689\" style=\"width:628px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Brunvaelling.jpg 728w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Brunvaelling-300x229.jpg 300w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Brunvaelling-624x477.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 728px) 100vw, 728px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">JUBELMAD TIL \u00c5RSTIDEN<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et af\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10659\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"10659\">k\u00f8dfoderfabrikkens<\/a>\u00a0gennem generationer kendte og elskede produkter, den brune pulverfestv\u00e6lling, er nu ved en kemisk tils\u00e6tning blevet beriget, s\u00e5 den ved korrekt opvarmning danner en eksplosiv skorpe.<br><br>\u2013 Man m\u00e6rker det knitre mellem t\u00e6nderne og h\u00f8rer lejlighedsvis et knald, mens familien indtager den f\u00e6rdige v\u00e6lling, oplyser <a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3573\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"11574\">husmoderforeningens<\/a>\u00a0formand, Phyllis C. Phallos, som her frister sin mand, disciplin\u00e6rkonsulent Phellas B. Phallos IV, med en smagspr\u00f8ve.<br><br><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=13472\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"13472\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a><\/strong><br><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=13468\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"13468\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a><\/strong><br><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"6005\">Avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JUBELMAD TIL \u00c5RSTIDEN Et af\u00a0k\u00f8dfoderfabrikkens\u00a0gennem generationer kendte og elskede produkter, den brune pulverfestv\u00e6lling, er nu ved en kemisk tils\u00e6tning blevet beriget, s\u00e5 den ved korrekt opvarmning danner en eksplosiv skorpe. \u2013 Man m\u00e6rker det knitre mellem t\u00e6nderne og h\u00f8rer lejlighedsvis et knald, mens familien indtager den f\u00e6rdige v\u00e6lling, oplyser husmoderforeningens\u00a0formand, Phyllis C. Phallos, som her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1571,7,56],"tags":[1576,378,789],"class_list":["post-13470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-julekalender2025","category-ranke-personligheder","category-seksualitet","tag-ekstase","tag-julekalender","tag-philbert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13470"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13696,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13470\/revisions\/13696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}