{"id":12818,"date":"2024-12-19T20:06:56","date_gmt":"2024-12-19T19:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12818"},"modified":"2024-12-20T20:36:20","modified_gmt":"2024-12-20T19:36:20","slug":"kalenderblad-20-skaal-kaere-oldinge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12818","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 20: SK\u00c5L, K\u00c6RE OLDINGE!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"625\" height=\"228\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12863\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO.png 625w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO-300x109.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;K\u00e6re gode oldinge, velkommen til dette \u00e5rs julefrokost p\u00e5 Klamhuse Proletariske Luxusoldingehjem. Som I kan se, er der bjerge af fl\u00e6sk, p\u00f8lse og 14 slags tilbeh\u00f8r p\u00e5 bordene, og vi starter som s\u00e6dvanlig med en sk\u00e5l. Gl\u00e6delig jul, hip hip hurra!&#8221;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Oldinge-2-afs-20.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"505\" height=\"363\" src=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Oldinge-2-afs-20.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13054\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Oldinge-2-afs-20.jpg 505w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Oldinge-2-afs-20-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Ragnhild P\u00f8lle, lussingterapeut p\u00e5 hjemmet, havde holdt festtalen. Oldinge og personale drak af den gr\u00e5hvide velkomstdrik. <br><br>&#8220;Nu sker det,&#8221; hviskede lille Bruno. Han l\u00e5 sammen med Arnulf og Lupus p\u00e5 et lavt t\u00f8rreloft med udkig gennem en ventilationsrist ned i spisesalen.<br><br>Og ganske rigtigt. Alle langede til fadene i et vanvittigt tempo. Maden passerede ikke tallerkenerne, men blev skovlet direkte ind i de \u00e5bne munde. Fl\u00e6sk, p\u00f8lse, budding, roemos, savsmuldsbr\u00f8d \u2013 lige meget, hvad det var, lynhurtigt forsvandt det.<br><br>S\u00e5 l\u00f8d f\u00f8rste knald under et af bordene. Snart efter et til, og man anede en gnist dernede i m\u00f8rket. Skrig og br\u00f8l kunne h\u00f8res, mens endetarmene udsendte deres selvant\u00e6ndende eksplosive gas og straks derefter syndfloder af brun pladdermasse.<br><br>De tre iagttagere p\u00e5 loftet trak sig bagl\u00e6ns for undslippe stanken.<br><br>&#8220;Hvad siger I s\u00e5? spurgte lille Bruno. &#8220;Er det godt nok?&#8221; <br><br><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12815\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12815\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a> <br><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12821\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12821\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a><br>Retur til <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"6005\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;K\u00e6re gode oldinge, velkommen til dette \u00e5rs julefrokost p\u00e5 Klamhuse Proletariske Luxusoldingehjem. Som I kan se, er der bjerge af fl\u00e6sk, p\u00f8lse og 14 slags tilbeh\u00f8r p\u00e5 bordene, og vi starter som s\u00e6dvanlig med en sk\u00e5l. Gl\u00e6delig jul, hip hip hurra!&#8221; Ragnhild P\u00f8lle, lussingterapeut p\u00e5 hjemmet, havde holdt festtalen. 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