{"id":12797,"date":"2024-12-11T17:53:48","date_gmt":"2024-12-11T16:53:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12797"},"modified":"2024-12-12T19:57:53","modified_gmt":"2024-12-12T18:57:53","slug":"kalenderblad-13-tyggegummi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12797","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 13: TYGGEGUMMI"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"625\" height=\"228\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12863\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO.png 625w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO-300x109.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bruno, if\u00f8rt ternet forkl\u00e6de, sprang rundt i det sn\u00e6vre k\u00f8kken, han havde indrettet til laboratorium. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det her er alvor, t\u00e6nkte han. Jeg skal vise dem. Dem alle sammen, b\u00e5de gangsterne og mine egne elendige sl\u00e6gtninge, der ikke kommer og redder mig.<br><br>&#8220;Fire fuldfede mus!&#8221; skreg han. &#8220;Et halvt kilo salpeter, to poser svedskegr\u00f8d og en pakke tyggegummi med mentholsmag. Er det forst\u00e5et?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vagthavende kidnapper, den lille tykke, der lugtede af pub\u00e6, sukkede langstrakt. &#8220;Du g\u00f8r det fandme ikke nemt for os.&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;T\u00e6nk p\u00e5 gevinsten,&#8221; svarede lille Bruno. &#8220;Opskriften p\u00e5 aff\u00f8ring i n\u00e6sten uendelige m\u00e6ngder. Rigdom og ber\u00f8mmelse.&#8221;<br><br><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12794\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12794\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a> <br><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12800\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12800\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a><br>Retur til <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"6005\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bruno, if\u00f8rt ternet forkl\u00e6de, sprang rundt i det sn\u00e6vre k\u00f8kken, han havde indrettet til laboratorium. Det her er alvor, t\u00e6nkte han. Jeg skal vise dem. Dem alle sammen, b\u00e5de gangsterne og mine egne elendige sl\u00e6gtninge, der ikke kommer og redder mig. &#8220;Fire fuldfede mus!&#8221; skreg han. &#8220;Et halvt kilo salpeter, to poser svedskegr\u00f8d og en [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[461,7],"tags":[378,1532,1417,1536],"class_list":["post-12797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forsvar","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-julekalender","tag-poelle","tag-pubae","tag-tyggegummi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12797"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13006,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12797\/revisions\/13006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}