{"id":12788,"date":"2024-12-08T19:33:16","date_gmt":"2024-12-08T18:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12788"},"modified":"2024-12-09T18:49:46","modified_gmt":"2024-12-09T17:49:46","slug":"kalenderblad-10-dobbelt-dusoer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12788","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 10: KEMISKE STOFFER"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"625\" height=\"228\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12863\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO.png 625w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO-300x109.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Formler og ligninger, noget der vist nok handlede om kemiske stoffers sammens\u00e6tning. Niels Bohr-materiale. Ikke et eneste menneskeord, lille Bruno kunne genkende.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Ja, kn\u00e6gt,&#8221; sagde den h\u00f8je urinduftende gangster, &#8220;det er opskriften. Nu viser du os, hvordan den skal bruges, og det g\u00f8r du i en helvedes fart.&#8221;<br><br>Bruno skar sine sm\u00e5 hvide t\u00e6nder mod hinanden. Opgaven var umulig og h\u00e5bl\u00f8s, t\u00e6nkte han. Men s\u00e5 alligevel. Hans oldefar Jalbert havde v\u00e6ret landbarber og lappeskr\u00e6dder, inden han opfandt aff\u00f8ringsmidlet P\u00f8lle Expres og dermed skabte sl\u00e6gtens anseelse og velstand.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Jalbert-laboratorium-afs-10-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"540\" height=\"458\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Jalbert-laboratorium-afs-10-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12970\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Jalbert-laboratorium-afs-10-1.jpg 540w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Jalbert-laboratorium-afs-10-1-300x254.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>&#8220;Okay,&#8221; sagde drengen. &#8220;Jeg skal bruge nogle b\u00f8ger. De kan hentes p\u00e5 biblioteket. Og nogle r\u00e5stoffer. Mest ret almindelige. Husdyrpub\u00e6 og strandskaller og s\u00e5dan noget.&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;Nu skal du fandme ikke begynde at spille smart,&#8221; bj\u00e6ffede den onde mand.<br><br>&#8220;Jeg pr\u00f8ver bare at hj\u00e6lpe. Det er det, I har bedt mig om.&#8221;<br><br><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12785\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12785\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a> <br><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12791\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12791\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a><br>Retur til <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"6005\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Formler og ligninger, noget der vist nok handlede om kemiske stoffers sammens\u00e6tning. Niels Bohr-materiale. Ikke et eneste menneskeord, lille Bruno kunne genkende. &#8220;Ja, kn\u00e6gt,&#8221; sagde den h\u00f8je urinduftende gangster, &#8220;det er opskriften. Nu viser du os, hvordan den skal bruges, og det g\u00f8r du i en helvedes fart.&#8221; Bruno skar sine sm\u00e5 hvide t\u00e6nder mod [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[18,378,1532],"class_list":["post-12788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brunvare","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-faekalier","tag-julekalender","tag-poelle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12788"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12978,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12788\/revisions\/12978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}