{"id":12785,"date":"2024-12-07T19:24:59","date_gmt":"2024-12-07T18:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12785"},"modified":"2024-12-10T19:53:30","modified_gmt":"2024-12-10T18:53:30","slug":"kalenderblad-9-faakking-indviklet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12785","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 9: F\u00c5KKING INDVIKLET"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"625\" height=\"228\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12863\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO.png 625w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Familien-Poelle-LOGO-300x109.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stilhed fulgte. N\u00e5r lille Bruno ikke bl\u00e6ste i kazooen, h\u00f8rte han ikke andet end sin egen vejrtr\u00e6kning. Og dog, m\u00e5ske en svag durren eller brummen i det fjerne ind imellem. Trafik. Verden udenfor eksisterede stadig, han var bare s\u00e5 brutalt afsk\u00e5ret fra den.<br><br>Hvor er bedstefar og de k\u00e6mpest\u00e6rke f\u00e6tre og alle de andre? Hvorn\u00e5r kommer I og redder mig? t\u00e6nkte han. Hvad bliver det til?<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Posemaend-afs-9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"489\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Posemaend-afs-9.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12958\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Posemaend-afs-9.jpg 489w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Posemaend-afs-9-300x172.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 489px) 100vw, 489px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Den fr\u00f8nnede d\u00f8r til hans k\u00e6lderrum gik op, og for f\u00f8rste gang i mange d\u00f8gn fik han mere end et glimt af lys at se. To m\u00e6nd stod foran ham, og hans n\u00e6sebor fortalte, at det var bortf\u00f8rerne, den ene omgivet af f\u00e6kalielugt, den anden udstr\u00e5lende en umiskendelig urinaroma.<br><br>De havde begge poser over hovederne. Det gjorde dem ikke mindre skr\u00e6mmende. <br><br>&#8220;B\u00e6b b\u00e6b b\u00e6b,&#8221; sagde den mindste og tykkeste med h\u00e6s, fordrejet stemme. &#8220;Vi har f\u00e5et en slags brev fra din familie, og det er f\u00e5kking indviklet at se p\u00e5. Hvis det er sandt, at du er vidunderbarn, s\u00e5 kan du hj\u00e6lpe os med at l\u00e6se det og forst\u00e5 det.&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;Det kan v\u00e6re din sidste chance,&#8221; tilf\u00f8jede den h\u00f8je mand, ham med urinlugten. &#8220;S\u00e5 du m\u00e5 hellere g\u00f8re dig umage. Er det forst\u00e5et?&#8221;<br><br>Bruno rakte h\u00e5nden frem og fik et stykke papir overrakt.<br><br><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12782\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12782\">Forrige kalenderblad <\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12788\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12788\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a><br>Retur til <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"6005\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stilhed fulgte. N\u00e5r lille Bruno ikke bl\u00e6ste i kazooen, h\u00f8rte han ikke andet end sin egen vejrtr\u00e6kning. Og dog, m\u00e5ske en svag durren eller brummen i det fjerne ind imellem. Trafik. Verden udenfor eksisterede stadig, han var bare s\u00e5 brutalt afsk\u00e5ret fra den. Hvor er bedstefar og de k\u00e6mpest\u00e6rke f\u00e6tre og alle de andre? 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