{"id":11302,"date":"2022-11-25T16:39:04","date_gmt":"2022-11-25T15:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11302"},"modified":"2022-12-03T20:24:59","modified_gmt":"2022-12-03T19:24:59","slug":"med-fede-niels-til-julefest-424","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11302","title":{"rendered":"Til julefest med Fede-Niels 4:24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11362\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11362\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx.jpg\" alt=\"FedeNjulxx\" width=\"597\" height=\"131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx.jpg 597w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx-300x66.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h3>4. december 2026<\/h3>\n<p>P\u00e5 Halunkenborg var forberedelserne i fuld gang til den store julefest den 20. december. <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10772\">Baryl Nidding Halunk<\/a>, baronen af Halunkenborg havde netop sendt invitationerne ud til sine venner, familie, kollegaer og bekendte med hj\u00e6lp fra en villig Sankt Bernardshund, der havde k\u00e6mpet sig gennem snedriverne. 402 g\u00e6ster var inviteret.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dOg traktementet, hr. baron?\u201d spurgte butleren.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dSvin, gris, ko, and, \u00e6sel, mammut. Det hele. En af mine venner, Niels Vector Pungknockel, arbejder p\u00e5 kadaverudsk\u00e6ringsfabrikken. Mon ikke han kan skaffe en bunke af de mest delikate udsk\u00e6ringer til julefesten?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dDet m\u00e5 vi h\u00e5be,\u201d svarede butleren. \u201dMan siger ellers at k\u00f8det er i h\u00f8j kurs i disse dage.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>Uden for Halunkenborgs vindue, stod en skikkelse lagt hen i m\u00f8rke. Han grinede for sig selv, mens han k\u00e6der\u00f8g cubanske cigarer og liderligt gned sine h\u00e6nder og k\u00f8nsorganer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dDu kan tro om igen, baron Nidding Halunk. Der er intet k\u00f8d at hente til din latterlige julefest, men det bliver din mindste bekymring. Din julefest bliver ligesom nyt\u00e5rsaften. Kaboom. Ha, ha, ha.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hvad vil Baryl Nidding Halunk sige til at julefesten bliver k\u00f8dfri, hvad p\u00f8nser skurkene p\u00e5, og vil Fede-Niels snart g\u00f8re noget ved sagen?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>F\u00e5 svar p\u00e5 dette og meget mindre i n\u00e6ste afsnit!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11304\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11300\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a><br \/>\nRetur til\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4. december 2026 P\u00e5 Halunkenborg var forberedelserne i fuld gang til den store julefest den 20. december. Baryl Nidding Halunk, baronen af Halunkenborg havde netop sendt invitationerne ud til sine venner, familie, kollegaer og bekendte med hj\u00e6lp fra en villig Sankt Bernardshund, der havde k\u00e6mpet sig gennem snedriverne. 402 g\u00e6ster var inviteret. \u201dOg traktementet, hr. 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