{"id":10867,"date":"2022-04-08T11:00:56","date_gmt":"2022-04-08T10:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10867"},"modified":"2022-04-08T11:05:05","modified_gmt":"2022-04-08T10:05:05","slug":"kokainbeholder-bristet-over-klamhuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10867","title":{"rendered":"Kokainbeholder bristet over Klamhuse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-77\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-77\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg\" alt=\"HalunkLOGO\" width=\"350\" height=\"141\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg 350w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO-300x120.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Klamhuse Kokainlager<\/strong> er atter blevet ramt af ulykke eftersom en k\u00e6mpestor kokaint\u00f8nde i dag blev destrueret over <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9499\">Klamhuse Vestermark<\/a>. Beholderen skulle transporteres til Nordsj\u00e6lland, via luftskib, men grundet en talentl\u00f8s pilot ved navn Rolex <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4391\">Rakkelpot<\/a> gik der hul p\u00e5 containeren og hele det dyrebare produkt dryssede ud over et st\u00f8rre omr\u00e5de.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Luftskib-pilot.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10869\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10869\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Luftskib-pilot.jpg\" alt=\"Luftskib pilot\" width=\"559\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Luftskib-pilot.jpg 559w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Luftskib-pilot-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 559px) 100vw, 559px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Landskabet er nu<\/strong> d\u00e6kket af det reneste, hvide kokain.\u00a0Det er en \u00f8konomisk ulykke for <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10772\">Klamhuse Kokainlager<\/a>, men en stor gl\u00e6de for den j\u00e6vne nordvestjyske borger. Det opkvikkende pulverprodukt har allerede lokket unge som gammel udenfor hjemmet. Her bliver der leget og k\u00e6lket med store smil og opsp\u00e6rrede \u00f8jne.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Oldinge-kokain.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10871\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10871\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Oldinge-kokain.jpg\" alt=\"Oldinge kokain\" width=\"500\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Oldinge-kokain.jpg 500w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Oldinge-kokain-300x190.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201dJeg elsker at lege<\/strong> udenfor,\u201d siger den 92-\u00e5rige Polly-Ester Kr\u00f6bbelkn\u00e6 der har tumlet hele dagen i det kokaind\u00e6kkede landskab med latter og begyndende n\u00e6seblod.\u00a0I omr\u00e5det er der allerede begyndt at opst\u00e5 spontane teknofester p\u00e5 <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10277\">oldingehjemmene<\/a> og i b\u00f8rnehaverne.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kokaininspekt\u00f8r<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10772\">Don Dinglebob<\/a> meddeler fra i dag at han i fremtiden ikke l\u00e6ngere ans\u00e6tter flere personer fra sl\u00e6gten Rakkelpot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10782\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10791\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10791\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkUNDERBUKSER2.png\" alt=\"HenvHalunkUNDERBUKSER2\" width=\"625\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkUNDERBUKSER2.png 625w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkUNDERBUKSER2-300x109.png 300w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkUNDERBUKSER2-624x227.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Retur til <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Klamhuse Kokainlager er atter blevet ramt af ulykke eftersom en k\u00e6mpestor kokaint\u00f8nde i dag blev destrueret over Klamhuse Vestermark. Beholderen skulle transporteres til Nordsj\u00e6lland, via luftskib, men grundet en talentl\u00f8s pilot ved navn Rolex Rakkelpot gik der hul p\u00e5 containeren og hele det dyrebare produkt dryssede ud over et st\u00f8rre omr\u00e5de. Landskabet er nu d\u00e6kket [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,460,75,32,46,6,7],"tags":[106,1385,354],"class_list":["post-10867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-fest","category-moderne-teknik","category-nidding-halunk","category-oldinge","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-klamhuse","tag-kokain","tag-olding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10867"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10875,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10867\/revisions\/10875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}