{"id":10772,"date":"2022-03-01T09:42:20","date_gmt":"2022-03-01T08:42:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10772"},"modified":"2022-03-03T11:55:50","modified_gmt":"2022-03-03T10:55:50","slug":"frygtelig-flatulens-oedelaegger-kokainlager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10772","title":{"rendered":"Frygtelig flatulens \u00f8del\u00e6gger kokainlager"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-77\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-77\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg\" alt=\"HalunkLOGO\" width=\"350\" height=\"141\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg 350w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO-300x120.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Klamhuse Kokainlager<\/strong> m\u00e5tte i dag evakuere samtlige 1.412 medarbejdere eftersom erhvervspraktikanten, Rillepeter <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9499\">Rakkelpot<\/a>, udsendte Danmarkshistoriens mest stinkende tarmgas midt i frokostpausen. Den koncentrerede tarmsky forpestede hele bygningen p\u00e5 under 12 minutter og gjorde bygningen decideret livsfarlig at opholde sig i.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201dDet var en lydl\u00f8s sniger<\/strong> der overraskede os alle sammen,\u201d siger kokaintester Walmar <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=6884\">Flux<\/a> der stod 1 meter fra Rillepeter Rakkelpot da udslippet skete, hvilket resulterede i at hans ansigt smeltede af.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Walmar Flux har dog<\/strong> allerede modtaget den n\u00f8dvendige plastikkirurgi og har nu til sin lykke f\u00e5et limet et nyt ansigt p\u00e5 fra en nyligt bortg\u00e5et organdoner, tamsvinet Hamborg Larsen.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Gris-i-jakkes\u00e6t.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10774\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10774\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Gris-i-jakkes\u00e6t.jpg\" alt=\"Gris i jakkes\u00e6t\" width=\"500\" height=\"625\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Gris-i-jakkes\u00e6t.jpg 500w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Gris-i-jakkes\u00e6t-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Rillepeter Rakkelpot<\/strong> er efter sin ugerning sporl\u00f8st forsvundet og har til stor \u00e6rgrelse, efterladt sine ford\u00e6rvede <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9600\">underbukser<\/a> midt i lagerhallen. Ingen individer kan komme i n\u00e6rheden uden gradvist at g\u00e5 i forfald.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201dHele vore bulk-lager<\/strong> af den <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9997\">fineste kokain<\/a> er \u00f8delagt. Underbukserne ligger bare der og afgiver ildelugtende, \u00e6tsende dampe direkte ind i vores elskede produkt,\u201d udtaler kokaininspekt\u00f8r Don Dinglebob.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Slambert02.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10775\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10775\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Slambert02.png\" alt=\"Slambert02\" width=\"508\" height=\"373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Slambert02.png 508w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Slambert02-300x220.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Borgerv\u00e6bningen har afsp\u00e6rret<\/strong> hele omr\u00e5det omkring bygningen og planl\u00e6gger i disse timer hvad der skal ske med Rillepeter Rakkepots stinkende underbukser.\u00a0\u201dDe skal ud af bygningen, s\u00e5 den nordvestjyske kokainproduktion kan holdes ved lige. Koste hvad det vil.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>DRAMAET FORTS\u00c6TTER HER:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10782\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10791\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10791\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkUNDERBUKSER2.png\" alt=\"HenvHalunkUNDERBUKSER2\" width=\"625\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkUNDERBUKSER2.png 625w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkUNDERBUKSER2-300x109.png 300w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkUNDERBUKSER2-624x227.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=8473\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8478\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8478\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Henv-nekro-RAKKELPOT.png\" alt=\"Henv nekro RAKKELPOT\" width=\"625\" height=\"181\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Henv-nekro-RAKKELPOT.png 625w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Henv-nekro-RAKKELPOT-300x87.png 300w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Henv-nekro-RAKKELPOT-624x181.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Retur til <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Klamhuse Kokainlager m\u00e5tte i dag evakuere samtlige 1.412 medarbejdere eftersom erhvervspraktikanten, Rillepeter Rakkelpot, udsendte Danmarkshistoriens mest stinkende tarmgas midt i frokostpausen. Den koncentrerede tarmsky forpestede hele bygningen p\u00e5 under 12 minutter og gjorde bygningen decideret livsfarlig at opholde sig i. \u201dDet var en lydl\u00f8s sniger der overraskede os alle sammen,\u201d siger kokaintester Walmar Flux der [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,75,32,6,7],"tags":[690,106,1385,856],"class_list":["post-10772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-moderne-teknik","category-nidding-halunk","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-flatulens","tag-klamhuse","tag-kokain","tag-rakkelpot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10772"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10797,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10772\/revisions\/10797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}