{"id":10277,"date":"2021-11-23T10:26:58","date_gmt":"2021-11-23T09:26:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10277"},"modified":"2021-12-22T17:12:57","modified_gmt":"2021-12-22T16:12:57","slug":"landsbytossens-gyldne-kazoo-2225","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10277","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 22: Rankmann Rakkelpot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Halunk-logo-22.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10278\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10278\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Halunk-logo-22.png\" alt=\"Gyldne kazoo Halunk logo 22\" width=\"516\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Halunk-logo-22.png 516w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Halunk-logo-22-300x111.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>De undrer Dem<\/strong> sikkert over, hvorfor et medlem af den dybt irriterende og p\u00e5 alle m\u00e5der r\u00e6dselsfulde <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=8473\">Rakkelpot-familie<\/a> skulle v\u00e6re v\u00e6rdig til at modtage en h\u00e6derspris s\u00e5 prestigefyldt som Den Gyldne Kazoo, men det forholder sig s\u00e5dan at Rankmann Rakkelpot slet ikke er p\u00e5 samme plan som sin familie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rankmann Rakkelpot<\/strong> (f. 1967) er nemlig modsat sine i alt 517 nulevende og enerverende sl\u00e6gtninge b\u00e5de h\u00f8flig, virkelysten, ansvarsfuld og venligsindet. Han er med andre ord Rakkelpot-dynastiets sorte f\u00e5r.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Rankmann-Rakkelpot.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10571\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10571\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Rankmann-Rakkelpot.png\" alt=\"Rankmann Rakkelpot\" width=\"497\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Rankmann-Rakkelpot.png 497w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Rankmann-Rakkelpot-300x236.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 497px) 100vw, 497px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201dVi hader<\/strong> Rankmann,\u201d siger alle Rakkelpotfamiliemedlemmerne jeg har talt med den sidste uge. \u201dHan er irriterende. Rankmann skal ha\u2019 bank, mand!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rankmann er flittig<\/strong> til at uddele <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=306\">lussinger til medborgere<\/a> med kolde kinder, og han har doneret mere en 90 kilo aff\u00f8ring af egen fabrikat til byens skoler og oldingehjem. Han er en stjerneborger.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Efter flere unders\u00f8gelser<\/strong> viser det sig at Rankmann Rakkelpot har en h\u00f8jere intelligens-kvotient og en mere <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=8003\">lind aff\u00f8ring<\/a> end andre med navnet Rakkelpot.\u00a0Det er noget ganske s\u00e6rligt n\u00e5r en enkelt person kan irritere verdenshistoriens mest irriterende familie.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10280\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10274\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Retur til <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De undrer Dem sikkert over, hvorfor et medlem af den dybt irriterende og p\u00e5 alle m\u00e5der r\u00e6dselsfulde Rakkelpot-familie skulle v\u00e6re v\u00e6rdig til at modtage en h\u00e6derspris s\u00e5 prestigefyldt som Den Gyldne Kazoo, men det forholder sig s\u00e5dan at Rankmann Rakkelpot slet ikke er p\u00e5 samme plan som sin familie. Rankmann Rakkelpot (f. 1967) er nemlig [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1326,4,32,7],"tags":[551,1327,856],"class_list":["post-10277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-julekalender-2021","category-lussinger-2","category-nidding-halunk","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-haeder","tag-kazoo","tag-rakkelpot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10277"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10580,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10277\/revisions\/10580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}