{"id":10274,"date":"2021-11-23T10:26:10","date_gmt":"2021-11-23T09:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10274"},"modified":"2021-12-23T18:57:09","modified_gmt":"2021-12-23T17:57:09","slug":"landsbytossens-gyldne-kazoo-2325","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10274","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 23: Kanonkongen Hiram Sveg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Wolle-logo-23.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10275\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10275\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Wolle-logo-23.png\" alt=\"Gyldne kazoo Wolle logo 23\" width=\"516\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Wolle-logo-23.png 516w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Wolle-logo-23-300x111.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hermed nomineres<\/strong> diplomingeni\u00f8r Hiram Sveg, tidligere Sverige, nu Gustenhuse, til den gyldne kazooh\u00e6der.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hr. Sveg er verdenskendt<\/strong> for sit patent p\u00e5 latrin-maskin-kanonen (p\u00e5 svensk:fulsprutan), der har medvirket til udvidelsen af brun civisation over hele Nordvestjylland. Ideen til opfindelsen fik\u00a0han en dag, da han under et anfald af alvorlig <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4067\">forstoppelse og tarmslyng<\/a> satte sig til rette\u00a0p\u00e5 f\u00e6lleslatrinet ved Brugsen.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Hiram-kanon.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10578\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10578\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Hiram-kanon.jpg\" alt=\"Hiram kanon\" width=\"503\" height=\"454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Hiram-kanon.jpg 503w, https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Hiram-kanon-300x271.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 503px) 100vw, 503px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Da trykket i rectum<\/strong> oversteg 1073.14 N\/m3, udskiltes f\u00f8rste ladning af forh\u00e6rdet n\u00f8dt\u00f8rft. Det efterf\u00f8lgende rekyl sendte ingeni\u00f8r Sveg 37.8 centimeter lodret op i luften, og da hans bagpart p\u00e5 nedturen atter ramte latrinbr\u00e6ttet, for\u00e5rsagede deaccelerationen, at\u00a0 endnu en portion n\u00f8dt\u00f8rft blev sendt i t\u00f8nden, med resulterende opadrettet rekyl. Denne proces gentog sig 15-20 gange, indtil tarmen var komplet t\u00f8mt, og Hiram forstod med det samme, hvordan princippet kunne overf\u00f8res til en maskinkanon.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Senest har Hiram Sveg<\/strong>s opfindelse\u00a0vist sin duelighed under Gustenhuses <a href=\"http:\\\\landsbytossen.dk\/?p=8780\">lynkrig mod Jan Mayen<\/a>.\u00a0Som den fortvivlede chef for forsvaret, Feldmarskal Oddbj\u00f8rn Fleksn\u00e6s udtalte ved overgivelsesceremonien: &#8221; Vi har Draken jagerfly fra SAAB, rifler fra Mosberg, og giftgas udvundet af g\u00e6ret surstr\u00f8mming.\u00a0Intet nytter det imod Hiram Svegs <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20080828003722\/http:\/\/www.colonialwargaming.co.uk\/Inspiration\/Poetry\/Newbolt\/Traveller.htm\" target=\"_blank\">fulspruta<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10277\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10270\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Retur til <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hermed nomineres diplomingeni\u00f8r Hiram Sveg, tidligere Sverige, nu Gustenhuse, til den gyldne kazooh\u00e6der. Hr. Sveg er verdenskendt for sit patent p\u00e5 latrin-maskin-kanonen (p\u00e5 svensk:fulsprutan), der har medvirket til udvidelsen af brun civisation over hele Nordvestjylland. Ideen til opfindelsen fik\u00a0han en dag, da han under et anfald af alvorlig forstoppelse og tarmslyng satte sig til rette\u00a0p\u00e5 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,461,1326,195,75,7],"tags":[1176,1349,574,25],"class_list":["post-10274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-brunvare","category-forsvar","category-julekalender-2021","category-konsulenter-og-projektledere","category-moderne-teknik","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-cavling-onsdagsgaard","tag-hiram-sveg","tag-kanontoilet","tag-latrin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10274"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10588,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10274\/revisions\/10588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}