{"id":9636,"date":"2021-06-12T10:17:41","date_gmt":"2021-06-12T09:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9636"},"modified":"2021-06-15T10:22:48","modified_gmt":"2021-06-15T09:22:48","slug":"bagmanden-og-hans-grib","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9636","title":{"rendered":"Grobrian og hans grib"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/LOGO6.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9637\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9637\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/LOGO6.jpg\" alt=\"LOGO6\" width=\"581\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/LOGO6.jpg 581w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/LOGO6-300x97.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 581px) 100vw, 581px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Med hinandens hj\u00e6lp begav vi os ned i bageriets k\u00e6lder hvor vi fandt den <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7681\">organiske kopimaskine<\/a> der stadig spyttede Halunk-kopier ud i h\u00f8jt tempo. Her placerede vi en rygs\u00e6k fyldt med den eksplosive peberfrugt <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=2336\">Den Sorte Lubert<\/a>, s\u00e5 vi kunne tilintetg\u00f8re maskinen.<\/p>\n<p>Vi forlod\u00a0stedet i hast og kunne til vores gl\u00e6de se den veganske bygning blive bortspr\u00e6ngt.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Kopimaskine-bortspr\u00e6ngt.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9639\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9639\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Kopimaskine-bortspr\u00e6ngt.jpg\" alt=\"Kopimaskine bortspr\u00e6ngt\" width=\"498\" height=\"303\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Kopimaskine-bortspr\u00e6ngt.jpg 498w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Kopimaskine-bortspr\u00e6ngt-300x183.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kopimaskinen og klonerne var blevet tilintetgjort, men gl\u00e6den var kort.\u00a0Fra en bygning et stykke v\u00e6k kom bagm\u00e6ndene l\u00f8bende ud. De var blevet forstyrret i deres frokost.<\/p>\n<p>Vi stod ansigt til ansigt med <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7467\">Grobrian Halunk<\/a> og hans sammensvorne, den korrupte spurvedrontegrib, \u00c6ghardt von P\u00e4p.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Grobrian.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9640\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9640\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Grobrian.jpg\" alt=\"Grobrian\" width=\"201\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Grobrian.jpg 201w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Grobrian-165x300.jpg 165w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 201px) 100vw, 201px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/\u00c6ghardt3.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9646\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9646\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/\u00c6ghardt3.jpg\" alt=\"\u00c6ghardt3\" width=\"201\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/\u00c6ghardt3.jpg 201w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/\u00c6ghardt3-163x300.jpg 163w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 201px) 100vw, 201px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Baryl og Grobrian endte straks i h\u00e5ndgem\u00e6ng, mens \u00c6ghardt von P\u00e4p baskede med vingerne og gik til angreb p\u00e5 os andre. Kampen var h\u00e5rd og lang. Fuglen fik hakket mig p\u00e5 tuden og var lige ved at bringe mig til tavshed. Heldigvis bed Storbj\u00f8rn Snus fuglen i benet og jeg kunne sparke ham ned, l\u00e6gge ham i h\u00e5ndjern og foretage en civil anholdelse.<\/p>\n<p>Pludselig opstod der motorst\u00f8j bag os.<\/p>\n<p>Den ondsindede bagmand Grobrian Halunk stjal min <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9130\">motorcykel<\/a> og flygtede fra gerningsstedet.<br \/>\nBaryl Nidding Halunk handlede hurtigt og sprang p\u00e5 en efterladt cykel og satte efter ham. Han ville ikke lade ham undslippe. Det endelig opg\u00f8r var lige om hj\u00f8rnet.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Strakt videre til <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9659\">n\u00e6ste sindsoprivende afsnit<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9588\">Afsnit 1<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9592\">Afsnit 2<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9600\">Afsnit 3<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9610\">Afsnit 4<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9623\">Afsnit 5<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">Avisens forside<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Med hinandens hj\u00e6lp begav vi os ned i bageriets k\u00e6lder hvor vi fandt den organiske kopimaskine der stadig spyttede Halunk-kopier ud i h\u00f8jt tempo. Her placerede vi en rygs\u00e6k fyldt med den eksplosive peberfrugt Den Sorte Lubert, s\u00e5 vi kunne tilintetg\u00f8re maskinen. Vi forlod\u00a0stedet i hast og kunne til vores gl\u00e6de se den veganske bygning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[461,20,32,6],"tags":[37,1281,1280,1108],"class_list":["post-9636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forsvar","category-husdyr","category-nidding-halunk","category-presserende-lokalnyt","tag-eksplosion","tag-grib","tag-grobrian","tag-veganere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9636"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9666,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9636\/revisions\/9666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}