{"id":9463,"date":"2021-03-13T10:54:20","date_gmt":"2021-03-13T09:54:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9463"},"modified":"2021-03-13T10:55:43","modified_gmt":"2021-03-13T09:55:43","slug":"paaskens-storfilm-i-gustenhuse-biograftheater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9463","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e5skens storfilm i Gustenhuse Biograftheater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Stahl-EisenmannLOGO.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5007\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5007\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Stahl-EisenmannLOGO.png\" alt=\"Stahl-EisenmannLOGO\" width=\"374\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Stahl-EisenmannLOGO.png 374w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Stahl-EisenmannLOGO-300x144.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 374px) 100vw, 374px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Medens vi alle i sp\u00e6nding<\/strong> afventer <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9375\">det store byggeprojekt<\/a>s episke konklusion, kan vi\u00a0her fra Gustenhuse i den kommende h\u00f8jtid ydmygt bidrage med f\u00f8lgende folkeligt\u00a0adspredende initiativ.\u00a0Der er tale om et tredobbeltprogram til normalpris, til fordel for alle glade filmentusiaster.\u00a0Vi kan hermed pr\u00e6sentere:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/P\u00e5skefilm01.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9464\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9464\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/P\u00e5skefilm01.jpg\" alt=\"P\u00e5skefilm01\" width=\"325\" height=\"440\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/P\u00e5skefilm01.jpg 325w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/P\u00e5skefilm01-222x300.jpg 222w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Klosetta Bruun i rollen<\/strong> som sig\u00f8jnerinden Shitti Alhambra, i det romantiske middelalderdrama\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Spansk Plop&#8221;<\/strong>. Vil det lykkes vor heltinde at finde maurernes skjulte <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1407\">brunvaredepot<\/a>, og\u00a0dermed redde borgsl\u00e6gtens \u00e6re, inden Torquemadas skrupell\u00f8se m\u00e6nd f\u00e5r trukket i alle\u00a0snorene&#8230;? Alt dette, og meget mere, vil \u00e5benbares efter 8 timer\u00a0og 46\u00a0minutters\u00a0sindsoprivende forestilling. Modtager af 5 baguetter ud af 5 mulige, i J\u00f8rgen Leths filmjournal.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/P\u00e5skefilm02.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9466\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9466\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/P\u00e5skefilm02.jpg\" alt=\"P\u00e5skefilm02\" width=\"381\" height=\"485\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/P\u00e5skefilm02.jpg 381w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/P\u00e5skefilm02-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 381px) 100vw, 381px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Den efterh\u00e5nden l\u00e6nge<\/strong> ventede sp\u00e6ndingsfilm <strong>&#8220;Manden Fra Bistanbul&#8221;<\/strong>. H\u00e9r diskes op med\u00a0anatolsk topunderholdning, indtil bristepunktet! Agent 112 g\u00e5r under cover for at finde ud af, hvordan\u00a0den danske stat systematisk snydes for milliardbel\u00f8b, gennem systematisk importsvindel med\u00a0fallafelkrydderi. Der skydes, der handles, der hores, der bedes, der spises shawarma, og ingen aner\u00a0hvad der i grunden foreg\u00e5r&#8230; Indtil Agent 112 med st\u00f8tte fra <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4667\">Socialdemokratiet<\/a>s topledelse f\u00e5r ryddet op\u00a0i denne saracenske rotterede, \u00e9n gang for alle&#8230; Den semiautentiske film sl\u00e5r i\u00f8vrigt rekorden for st\u00f8rste\u00a0antal person-nedskydninger siden Death Wish 5 med Charles Bronson: 4.317, heraf st\u00f8rstedelen d\u00f8deligt.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/P\u00e5skefilm03.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9467\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9467\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/P\u00e5skefilm03.jpg\" alt=\"P\u00e5skefilm03\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/P\u00e5skefilm03.jpg 375w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/P\u00e5skefilm03-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ritta H\u00f8jv\u00e6rdi leverer<\/strong>\u00a0som s\u00e6dvanligt en formidabel indsats, p\u00e5 l\u00e6rred s\u00e5vel som lagen,\u00a0i den kolorerede spillefilm <strong>&#8220;Jern&#8221;<\/strong>. Afd\u00f8de karakt\u00e9rskuespiller <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=8832\">Porno-J\u00f8rgen<\/a> optr\u00e6der i sin\u00a0absolutte glansrolle, og udf\u00f8rer rollen helt til bunds, i et saftigt og dunkende erotisk inferno.\u00a0Ej just for sarte sj\u00e6le, og alle publikummer under 11 \u00e5r bedes derfor i god ro og orden forlade\u00a0biografen inden forevisningen, og indtage eventuelle ledige stole i foyerens bar, hvor alt overskydende\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3394\">b\u00f8rnejule\u00f8l<\/a> fra Dibbidu vil blive serveret, gratis, som kompensation for de gode intentioner. Alle\u00a0raske b\u00f8rn af ikke-marxistisk baggrund, der konsumerer 4\u00bd liter eller derover, modtager et af\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7109\">Hartmann Stahl-Eisenmann<\/a> personligt signeret diplom, og er desuden fritaget for skolegang,\u00a0de n\u00e6ste fjorten dage, p\u00e5skedagene dog ikke inkluderet.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rigtig god forn\u00f8jelse!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=5076\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5095\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5095\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvEisenmannDANSKFILM.png\" alt=\"HenvEisenmannDANSKFILM\" width=\"625\" height=\"189\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvEisenmannDANSKFILM.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvEisenmannDANSKFILM-300x91.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvEisenmannDANSKFILM-624x189.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Retur til <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\">forsiden<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Medens vi alle i sp\u00e6nding afventer det store byggeprojekts episke konklusion, kan vi\u00a0her fra Gustenhuse i den kommende h\u00f8jtid ydmygt bidrage med f\u00f8lgende folkeligt\u00a0adspredende initiativ.\u00a0Der er tale om et tredobbeltprogram til normalpris, til fordel for alle glade filmentusiaster.\u00a0Vi kan hermed pr\u00e6sentere: Klosetta Bruun i rollen som sig\u00f8jnerinden Shitti Alhambra, i det romantiske middelalderdrama\u00a0&#8220;Spansk Plop&#8221;. 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