{"id":9139,"date":"2020-12-16T17:36:20","date_gmt":"2020-12-16T16:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9139"},"modified":"2021-06-28T14:50:19","modified_gmt":"2021-06-28T13:50:19","slug":"fellah-skodhorst-faekaliemisbruger-er-omsider-eksploderet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9139","title":{"rendered":"Fellah Skodhorst, f\u00e6kaliemisbruger, eksploderede omsider"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/NekroLOGOB\u00f8rst.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8319\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8319\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/NekroLOGOB\u00f8rst.jpg\" alt=\"NekroLOGOB\u00f8rst\" width=\"423\" height=\"130\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/NekroLOGOB\u00f8rst.jpg 423w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/NekroLOGOB\u00f8rst-300x92.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 423px) 100vw, 423px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Et l\u00e6nge ventet<\/strong> d\u00f8dsfald indtraf midt i sommerheden, da f\u00e6kaliemisbrugeren Fellah Skodhorst eksploderede p\u00e5\u00a0Vester Usseldrup Landstations\u00a0offentlige toilet.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Foto-fjernet.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9712\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9712\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Foto-fjernet.jpg\" alt=\"Foto fjernet\" width=\"505\" height=\"287\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Foto-fjernet.jpg 505w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Foto-fjernet-300x170.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fellah, der blev 26\u00a03\/4<\/strong>\u00a0\u00e5r, voksede op i en solid borgerlig familie som s\u00f8n af brunvarem\u00e6gler Nahroud Skodhorst, indehaver af Klamhuse R\u00e5vareb\u00f8rs K\/S, grundlagt 1897\u00a0af hans far, Fellahs farfar Yussuf bin Skodhorst.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ulykkeligvis fik Fellah<\/strong> tidligt smag for koncentreret,\u00a0kemisk beriget \u00e6selaff\u00f8ring, de s\u00e5kaldte &#8220;brown donkey&#8221;-tabletter, som han indtog morgen, middag og aften, til slut r\u00f8rt op\u00a0med endnu mere forf\u00e6rdelige rusmidler og spr\u00f8jtet\u00a0ind i rectum ved hj\u00e6lp af en trykluftpumpe, som han havde l\u00e5nt hos Klamhuse \u00c6sel- og Gedeavlscentral.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Nekro10b.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9142\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9142\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Nekro10b.jpg\" alt=\"Nekro10b\" width=\"486\" height=\"434\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Nekro10b.jpg 486w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Nekro10b-300x268.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 486px) 100vw, 486px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>D\u00f8dsfaldet medf\u00f8rte<\/strong>\u00a0omfattende \u00f8del\u00e6ggelser og svineri p\u00e5 stationens smukke, af hensyn til turisterne i 1989 moderniserede\u00a0toilet. Det meste af familien Skodhorsts restformue m\u00e5tte straks beslagl\u00e6gges til\u00a0kompensation for\u00a0skaderne. Unge Fellah blev uden st\u00f8rre ceremonier bisat p\u00e5 Klamhuse Vestre Losseplads. Et par andre misbrugere og et tre-benet \u00e6sel var det beskedne ligf\u00f8lge.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9130\">Forrige d\u00f8dsfald<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=8297\">N\u00e6ste d\u00f8dsfald<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Retur til <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Et l\u00e6nge ventet d\u00f8dsfald indtraf midt i sommerheden, da f\u00e6kaliemisbrugeren Fellah Skodhorst eksploderede p\u00e5\u00a0Vester Usseldrup Landstations\u00a0offentlige toilet. Fellah, der blev 26\u00a03\/4\u00a0\u00e5r, voksede op i en solid borgerlig familie som s\u00f8n af brunvarem\u00e6gler Nahroud Skodhorst, indehaver af Klamhuse R\u00e5vareb\u00f8rs K\/S, grundlagt 1897\u00a0af hans far, Fellahs farfar Yussuf bin Skodhorst. Ulykkeligvis fik Fellah tidligt smag for koncentreret,\u00a0kemisk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[13,1029,645,1112],"class_list":["post-9139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brunvare","category-presserende-lokalnyt","tag-dodsfald","tag-fellah","tag-kalender","tag-nekrolog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9139"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9845,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9139\/revisions\/9845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}