{"id":9067,"date":"2020-12-07T19:16:37","date_gmt":"2020-12-07T18:16:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9067"},"modified":"2020-12-08T19:11:04","modified_gmt":"2020-12-08T18:11:04","slug":"doedsfald-koereskolemasturbatrice-holla-floffer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9067","title":{"rendered":"D\u00f8dsfald: K\u00f8reskolemasturbatrice Holla Floffer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/NekroLOGOEisenm.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8299\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8299\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/NekroLOGOEisenm.jpg\" alt=\"NekroLOGOEisenm\" width=\"423\" height=\"130\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/NekroLOGOEisenm.jpg 423w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/NekroLOGOEisenm-300x92.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 423px) 100vw, 423px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Det er sv\u00e6rt<\/strong> at forst\u00e5, men Holla er her ikke mere. Hele Gustenhuses\u00a0mest yndede motorsagkyndige har hevet i gearstangen for uigenkaldeligt\u00a0sidste gang. Savnet efter frk. Floffer er kolossalt, b\u00e5de blandt m\u00e6nd og dyr.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Nekro18a.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9070\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9070\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Nekro18a.jpg\" alt=\"Nekro18a\" width=\"476\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Nekro18a.jpg 476w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Nekro18a-245x300.jpg 245w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 476px) 100vw, 476px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><strong>Holla Floffer<\/strong> blev f\u00f8dt i 1897 p\u00e5 Gustenhuse Blindeinstitut\u00a0og udviste\u00a0fra barnsben en ub\u00e6ndig trang til konstant at finde noget at rive i.\u00a0S\u00e5ledes blev hun i en ganske ung alder grundet mangel p\u00e5 \u00e5bne positioner\u00a0p\u00e5 vore sognebordeller i stedet tilknyttet vor voksende automobilindustri,\u00a0 hvor hun i en menneskealder tog k\u00e6rlig h\u00e5nd om uddannelsen af de mange\u00a0nye, vordende vehikelf\u00f8rere, der i hobetal flokkedes om hendes lille kontor\u00a0p\u00e5 Gustenhuse K\u00f8reskole.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Nekro-Floffer-02.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9071\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9071\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Nekro-Floffer-02.jpg\" alt=\"Nekro Floffer 02\" width=\"461\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Nekro-Floffer-02.jpg 461w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Nekro-Floffer-02-300x193.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><strong>Hr. savv\u00e6rksinspekt\u00f8r Wolfram Lol<\/strong> mindes de lykkelige tider i Hollas\u00a0skolevogn (som ses p\u00e5 billedet) p\u00e5 f\u00f8lgende, r\u00f8rende vis:\u00a0&#8220;Jeg dumpede med vilje 147 gange i tr\u00e6k den praktiske pr\u00f8ve, blot for\u00a0at f\u00e5 lov at tilbringe endnu en hyrdetime i selskab med den k\u00e6re Holla, der\u00a0aldrig var uoplagt, p\u00e5 vore f\u00e6lles k\u00f8reture i det gode, gamle Gokkomobil&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holla d\u00f8de<\/strong> p\u00e5 jobbet, og m\u00e5 hendes eksempel st\u00e5 som inspiration for alle\u00a0kommende generationer af kvinder i vort sogn.\u00a0\u00c6ret v\u00e6re frk. Floffers minde!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=8473\">Forrige d\u00f8dsfald<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9079\">N\u00e6ste d\u00f8dsfald<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Retur til <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det er sv\u00e6rt at forst\u00e5, men Holla er her ikke mere. Hele Gustenhuses\u00a0mest yndede motorsagkyndige har hevet i gearstangen for uigenkaldeligt\u00a0sidste gang. Savnet efter frk. Floffer er kolossalt, b\u00e5de blandt m\u00e6nd og dyr. Holla Floffer blev f\u00f8dt i 1897 p\u00e5 Gustenhuse Blindeinstitut\u00a0og udviste\u00a0fra barnsben en ub\u00e6ndig trang til konstant at finde noget at rive i.\u00a0S\u00e5ledes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,75,6,7,56],"tags":[1246,1112,769,340],"class_list":["post-9067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-moderne-teknik","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","category-seksualitet","tag-holla-floffel","tag-nekrolog","tag-stahl-eisenmann","tag-vehikel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9067"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9083,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9067\/revisions\/9083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}