{"id":8624,"date":"2020-07-11T10:47:28","date_gmt":"2020-07-11T09:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=8624"},"modified":"2020-07-11T10:48:18","modified_gmt":"2020-07-11T09:48:18","slug":"probat-middel-mod-sognehaervaerk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=8624","title":{"rendered":"Probat middel mod sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7109\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5007\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5007\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Stahl-EisenmannLOGO.png\" alt=\"Stahl-EisenmannLOGO\" width=\"374\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Stahl-EisenmannLOGO.png 374w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Stahl-EisenmannLOGO-300x144.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 374px) 100vw, 374px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hermed en beskeden sommer-bulletin fra vor agurkefort\u00e6rende lokalnyhedsformidling:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk01.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8625\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8625\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk01.jpg\" alt=\"Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk01\" width=\"414\" height=\"261\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk01.jpg 414w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk01-300x189.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 414px) 100vw, 414px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Natten til onsdag<\/strong> blev den meget \u00e6rede hr. \u00f8skenfabrikant Maasby-Jensens statue foran\u00a0spejderhytten i R\u00f8ved brutalt og meningsl\u00f8st v\u00e6ltet omkuld af ukendte gerningsm\u00e6nd, der\u00a0ydermere fandt anledning til med nedstryger at afsave dens 3,5 kg tunge bronzehoved.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk02.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8627\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8627\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk02.jpg\" alt=\"Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk02\" width=\"489\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk02.jpg 489w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk02-300x239.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 489px) 100vw, 489px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Denne sk\u00e6ndselshandling<\/strong> har af myndighederne i <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7777\">Gustenhuse<\/a> indtil i dag v\u00e6ret hemmeligholdt for\u00a0offentligheden, af hensyn til faren for diverse <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4358\">p\u00f8belopt\u00f8jer<\/a>, idet Maasby-Jensen jo var yderst vellidt her p\u00e5 egnen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk03.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8628\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8628\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk03.jpg\" alt=\"Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk03\" width=\"485\" height=\"325\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk03.jpg 485w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk03-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Det var ved hj\u00e6lp<\/strong> af en jernk\u00e6de, et \u00f8sken, samt <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1165\">et vehikel<\/a> af tiln\u00e6rmelsesvis samme type som\u00a0demonstreret p\u00e5 dette billede af roebonde Biff Bedford, at ud\u00e5den blev beg\u00e5et. Det er hr. Bedfords\u00a0personlige opfattelse, at der m\u00e5 v\u00e6re tale om s\u00e6rdeles grove narrestreger, udf\u00f8rt af nogle lokale\u00a0tr\u00e6kker-drenge.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk04.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8630\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8630\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk04.jpg\" alt=\"Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk04\" width=\"495\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk04.jpg 495w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk04-300x167.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mistanken falder<\/strong> derfor umiddelbart p\u00e5 brdr. Touly og Harly H\u00f8halm, som begge har v\u00e6ret vore\u00a0sognemyndigheder en veriabel torn i \u00f8jnene, siden de som hitteb\u00f8rn i forsommeren 1963 blev kastet\u00a0fra en <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7226\">passerende cirkusvogn<\/a> fra Holstebro, og for f\u00f8rste gang gjorde sig d\u00e5rligt bem\u00e6rket med deres\u00a0talentl\u00f8se adf\u00e6rd, idelige savlen, h\u00e6rv\u00e6rk, tyveri, mangelfulde personhygiejne og inkoherente vr\u00f8vlen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk05.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8631\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8631\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk05.jpg\" alt=\"Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk05\" width=\"492\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk05.jpg 492w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Sogneh\u00e6rv\u00e6rk05-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 492px) 100vw, 492px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Beslutningen om<\/strong> nu endelig at s\u00e6tte en stopper for disse og lignende ungdommelige ballademagere\u00a0er i skrivende stund truffet af et enigt sogner\u00e5d, som derfor netop formedelst kr. 7,53 i ugentlig hyre, inkl.\u00a0gratis kost og logi i R\u00f8ved M\u00f8lles <a href=\"https:\/\/ordnet.dk\/ods\/ordbog?query=Pisel&amp;tab=go\" target=\"_blank\">pisel<\/a>, har engageret hr. revolvermand Kolberg Knald, Endelave, til med\u00a0alle forh\u00e5ndenv\u00e6rende midler at f\u00e5 ryddet op i R\u00f8ved, \u00e9n gang for alle. Nu kan det v\u00e6re nok!<\/p>\n<p>Med \u00e6rb\u00f8dige hilsner,\u00a0Deres ufravigeligt loyale<br \/>\n<em><strong>-Hartmann<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=5802\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5838\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5838\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvEisenmannLUSSINGFARVEL.png\" alt=\"HenvEisenmannLUSSINGFARVEL\" width=\"625\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvEisenmannLUSSINGFARVEL.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvEisenmannLUSSINGFARVEL-300x161.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvEisenmannLUSSINGFARVEL-624x334.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Retur til <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>avisens forside<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hermed en beskeden sommer-bulletin fra vor agurkefort\u00e6rende lokalnyhedsformidling: Natten til onsdag blev den meget \u00e6rede hr. \u00f8skenfabrikant Maasby-Jensens statue foran\u00a0spejderhytten i R\u00f8ved brutalt og meningsl\u00f8st v\u00e6ltet omkuld af ukendte gerningsm\u00e6nd, der\u00a0ydermere fandt anledning til med nedstryger at afsave dens 3,5 kg tunge bronzehoved. Denne sk\u00e6ndselshandling har af myndighederne i Gustenhuse indtil i dag v\u00e6ret hemmeligholdt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[461,195,6,7],"tags":[1182,1183,1180,769,1181],"class_list":["post-8624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forsvar","category-konsulenter-og-projektledere","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-haervaerk","tag-revolvermand","tag-roeved","tag-stahl-eisenmann","tag-statue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8624"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8635,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8624\/revisions\/8635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}