{"id":7965,"date":"2019-11-21T17:19:31","date_gmt":"2019-11-21T16:19:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7965"},"modified":"2019-12-04T18:16:19","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T17:16:19","slug":"pryglejul-paa-knockelborg-afsnit-425","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7965","title":{"rendered":"Pryglejul p\u00e5 Knockelborg, afsnit 4:25"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Money, money, money!&#8221; skreg chimpansen.<\/p>\n<p>Grev Lambert skar en grimasse. Temperaturen mellem slottets n\u00f8gne kampestensmure var under frysepunktet, men sved dryppede fra hans r\u00f8de ansigt.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;S\u00f8de lille papa,&#8221; kvidrede komtesse Gylla. &#8220;Kan du ikke lige betale den v\u00e6mmelige chauff\u00f8r, s\u00e5 vi slipper af med ham?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Betale, betale! Det er efterh\u00e5nden det eneste ord, jeg h\u00f8rer fra morgen til aften! Hvad skal jeg betale med?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jeg foresl\u00e5r penge.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Det er dem, vi ikke har flere af, tossede t\u00f8s! Du har v\u00e6ret p\u00e5 schweitzisk kostskole og derefter tilbragt to et halvt \u00e5r som volont\u00f8r p\u00e5 en negleklinik i Vollsmose. Du aner intet om penge, selvfors\u00f8rgelse eller overlevelse i vore dages \u00f8konomiske helvede.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Money, money, money!&#8221; bj\u00e6ffede den uniformerede menneskeabe.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Har vi et lille problem her?&#8221; l\u00f8d det fra d\u00f8ren. En herre i 50-\u00e5rs alderen, if\u00f8rt lang m\u00f8rk frakke med pelskrave, tr\u00e5dte n\u00e6rmere. Han medbragte en dokumentmappe. Da han s\u00e5 komtesse Gylla, lyste hans l\u00e6deragtige ansigt op i et \u00f8re-til-\u00f8re-smil. \u00d8jnene var bittesm\u00e5 og sorte som stenkul.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jeg har l\u00e6nge \u00f8nsket at g\u00f8re Deres bekendtskab,&#8221; sagde han, idet han greb hendes h\u00e5nd og kyssede den smaskende.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hvem er den mand?&#8221; spurgte Gylla sin far.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Vores nye advokat, dr.jur. Willy Best, Holstebro, s\u00f8n af den ber\u00f8mte storjurist, dr. Werner Best. Hvis nogen kan redde Knockelborg, er det ham.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Money, money, money!&#8221; Aben klaskede h\u00e6nderne i gulvet.<\/p>\n<p>Advokaten \u00e5bnede sin mappe. En bleglilla dildo, en sammenklappelig ridepisk og et tykt bundt gr\u00f8nne pengesedler kom til syne.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Forts\u00e6ttes <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7967\"><strong>her<\/strong><\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Money, money, money!&#8221; skreg chimpansen. Grev Lambert skar en grimasse. Temperaturen mellem slottets n\u00f8gne kampestensmure var under frysepunktet, men sved dryppede fra hans r\u00f8de ansigt. &#8220;S\u00f8de lille papa,&#8221; kvidrede komtesse Gylla. &#8220;Kan du ikke lige betale den v\u00e6mmelige chauff\u00f8r, s\u00e5 vi slipper af med ham?&#8221; &#8220;Betale, betale! Det er efterh\u00e5nden det eneste ord, jeg h\u00f8rer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[460,1115,32,6,7],"tags":[652,1116],"class_list":["post-7965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fest","category-julekalender-2019","category-nidding-halunk","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-knockelborg","tag-pryglejul"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7965"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8084,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7965\/revisions\/8084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}