{"id":7912,"date":"2019-10-25T10:40:38","date_gmt":"2019-10-25T09:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7912"},"modified":"2019-10-25T10:40:38","modified_gmt":"2019-10-25T09:40:38","slug":"popstjerner-kopulerede-syv-gange-paa-31-minutter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7912","title":{"rendered":"Popstjerner kopulerede  syv gange p\u00e5 31 minutter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>JUBELBRYLLUP I N\u00d8RRE USSELDRUP<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hundreder af begejstrede nordvestjyder stimlede i g\u00e5r sammen i og uden for <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=811\">N\u00f8rre Usseldrup Bedehus<\/a>. Luften var hvid af papiraffald (omhyggeligt tilsk\u00e5ret i s\u00e5 brede strimler, at det senere kan anvendes til hygiejniske form\u00e5l), da \u00e5rets celebre brudepar, popsangerne Luffa og Harding Gumme, tr\u00e5dte frem p\u00e5 trappen efter at v\u00e6re blevet form\u00e6let af\u00a0pr\u00e6dikant <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4159\">T\u00f6lper Grusboll<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Celebertbryllup.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7913\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7913\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Celebertbryllup.png\" alt=\"Celebertbryllup\" width=\"491\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Celebertbryllup.png 491w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Celebertbryllup-300x195.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 491px) 100vw, 491px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mens\u00a0det bestilte <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4031\">bryllupsk\u00f8rselspragtvehikel<\/a> banede sig vej frem til parret, havde Harding med et triumferende tandsmil besteget sin unge brud, og dette gentog sig seks gange i l\u00f8bet af \u00e6gteskabets f\u00f8rste halve time.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mulighederne for kopulation er i vinterhalv\u00e5ret ret begr\u00e6nsede\u00a0p\u00e5 <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4224\">Blodhavn Nordstrand<\/a>, hvor vi optr\u00e6der, og jeg udnytter derfor festdagen fuldt ud,&#8221; sagde Harding, inden han og Luffa syngende gik indenfor i\u00a0Den Selskabelige P\u00f8belloge, hvor 300 g\u00e6ster festede, til sidste k\u00f8dben var gnavet i splinter.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=869\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-876\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-876\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvPOPSANGERSTRAF.png\" alt=\"HenvPOPSANGERSTRAF\" width=\"625\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvPOPSANGERSTRAF.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvPOPSANGERSTRAF-300x114.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvPOPSANGERSTRAF-624x238.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Retur til <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JUBELBRYLLUP I N\u00d8RRE USSELDRUP Hundreder af begejstrede nordvestjyder stimlede i g\u00e5r sammen i og uden for N\u00f8rre Usseldrup Bedehus. Luften var hvid af papiraffald (omhyggeligt tilsk\u00e5ret i s\u00e5 brede strimler, at det senere kan anvendes til hygiejniske form\u00e5l), da \u00e5rets celebre brudepar, popsangerne Luffa og Harding Gumme, tr\u00e5dte frem p\u00e5 trappen efter at v\u00e6re blevet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[460,20,97,6,7,56],"tags":[688,617,907],"class_list":["post-7912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fest","category-husdyr","category-kultur","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","category-seksualitet","tag-bryllup","tag-kopulation","tag-popsanger"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7912"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7915,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7912\/revisions\/7915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}