{"id":7599,"date":"2019-06-13T13:54:28","date_gmt":"2019-06-13T12:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7599"},"modified":"2019-06-13T14:02:32","modified_gmt":"2019-06-13T13:02:32","slug":"hvem-har-fortrinsret-kondiloeber-eller-masturbanter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7599","title":{"rendered":"Hvem har fortrinsret: Kondil\u00f8bere eller masturbanter?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>P\u00e5 Sj\u00e6lland er\u00a0man lige nu optaget af denne nyhed:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Kondi.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7600\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7600\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Kondi.jpg\" alt=\"Kondi\" width=\"500\" height=\"451\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Kondi.jpg 500w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/Kondi-300x271.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pudsigt og lettere absurd,&#8221; udtaler <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=2435\">Nordvestjysk Masturbationsforbund<\/a>s fungerende formand, grovsmed Gylmert P\u00f6denfant, Klamhuse Vestermark.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Her p\u00e5 egnen oplever vi ofte, is\u00e6r i turists\u00e6sonen, at vore udend\u00f8rs hold\u00f8velser, hvor det g\u00e6lder om b\u00e5de at marchere og at spille i takt, bliver\u00a0forstyrret af kondil\u00f8bere. Vi blander dog ikke politiet ind i sagen, men l\u00f8ser gerne problemet med nogle <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1265\">raske lussinger<\/a>, inden vi taktfast forts\u00e6tter vor spillende fremmarch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=239\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-240\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Akustiskmasturbationskontrol3.jpg\" alt=\"Akustiskmasturbationskontrol3\" width=\"442\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Akustiskmasturbationskontrol3.jpg 442w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Akustiskmasturbationskontrol3-300x276.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 442px) 100vw, 442px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=239\">Retur til <strong>avisens forside<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u00e5 Sj\u00e6lland er\u00a0man lige nu optaget af denne nyhed: &#8220;Pudsigt og lettere absurd,&#8221; udtaler Nordvestjysk Masturbationsforbunds fungerende formand, grovsmed Gylmert P\u00f6denfant, Klamhuse Vestermark. &#8220;Her p\u00e5 egnen oplever vi ofte, is\u00e6r i turists\u00e6sonen, at vore udend\u00f8rs hold\u00f8velser, hvor det g\u00e6lder om b\u00e5de at marchere og at spille i takt, bliver\u00a0forstyrret af kondil\u00f8bere. Vi blander dog ikke [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,6,7],"tags":[453,1067,293],"class_list":["post-7599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lussinger-2","category-masturbation","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-blotter","tag-kondiloeber","tag-masturbation-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7599"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7606,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7599\/revisions\/7606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}