{"id":7158,"date":"2019-01-16T14:27:36","date_gmt":"2019-01-16T13:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7158"},"modified":"2019-01-16T16:20:56","modified_gmt":"2019-01-16T15:20:56","slug":"straalende-ung-superpamper-loeser-alle-problemer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7158","title":{"rendered":"Str\u00e5lende ung superpamper l\u00f8ser alle problemer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Jubelreportage i s\u00e6rklasse: CRASS B\u00d8RSTING<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Foto: FELLAH PROMOTION m.fl.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Flere hundrede \u00e5rs rolig og gradvis nordvestjysk fremgang kan nu accelereres dramatisk. Ved det kommende valg til storsogner\u00e5det opstiller en superpamper, 27-\u00e5rige Bob Fellah, s\u00f8n af <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3473\">f\u00e6kaliesorteringsformand<\/a> Benny Fellah-Frederiksen, Klamhuse Hede, og unge Bob lover os astronomiske, n\u00e6sten \u00f8jeblikkelige fremskridt p\u00e5 alle fronter.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Bob-Fellah-pamper.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7159\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7159\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Bob-Fellah-pamper.jpg\" alt=\"Bob Fellah pamper\" width=\"486\" height=\"499\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Bob-Fellah-pamper.jpg 486w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Bob-Fellah-pamper-292x300.jpg 292w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 486px) 100vw, 486px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Venner og beundrere af den unge mand har investeret hundredevis af kroner i hans <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3902\">bekl\u00e6dning<\/a>, h\u00e5r, t\u00e6nder, penis, fodt\u00f8j\u00a0og ansigtshud. Indsatsen for at l\u00f8fte Bob fra ordin\u00e6r pamperstatus til europ\u00e6isk superklasse kulminerede, da han for nylig deltog i et tre-ugers pamperkursus p\u00e5 universitetet i Plovdiv, Bulgarien.<\/p>\n<p>Jublende skarer var samlet omkring <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=173\">Klamhuse Landstation<\/a>, da Bob vendte hjem, og det st\u00e5r nu klart for alle, at han er fremtidens mand.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper02.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7161\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7161\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper02.jpg\" alt=\"Superpamper02\" width=\"436\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper02.jpg 436w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper02-300x250.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 436px) 100vw, 436px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper03.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7162\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7162\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper03.jpg\" alt=\"Superpamper03\" width=\"357\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper03.jpg 357w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper03-283x300.jpg 283w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper04.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7163\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7163\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper04.jpg\" alt=\"Superpamper04\" width=\"469\" height=\"499\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper04.jpg 469w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper04-282x300.jpg 282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 469px) 100vw, 469px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Blandt Bob Fellahs valgl\u00f8fter er en for\u00f8gelse af de sociale udgifter p\u00e5 300 procent, gratis adgang til <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4850\">offentlige lussingmaskiner<\/a>, en s\u00e6nkning af spiritusafgiften fra 4,7 til 2,1 procent pr. flydende literm\u00e5l samt en ugentlig hornorkesterakkompagneret masturbationsparade fra Blodhavn tv\u00e6rs over Klamhuse Hede til jernbanepladsen i Nr. Usseldrup.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper05.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7164\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7164\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper05.jpg\" alt=\"Superpamper05\" width=\"540\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper05.jpg 540w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Superpamper05-300x165.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>En seks-sporet motorvej til Holstebro og videre mod Grindsted og S\u00fcderl\u00fcgum vil blive anlagt, og <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1436\">badehotellet<\/a> p\u00e5 Blodh\u00f8j\u00a0skal efter 36 \u00e5rs stilstand omsider bygges f\u00e6rdigt og indvies i sommerens l\u00f8b.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Fellah-valgplakat.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7165\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7165\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Fellah-valgplakat.jpg\" alt=\"Fellah valgplakat\" width=\"378\" height=\"501\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Fellah-valgplakat.jpg 378w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Fellah-valgplakat-226x300.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 378px) 100vw, 378px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Valgplakater er trykt, men tilslutningen til Fellahs kampagne tegner s\u00e5 overv\u00e6ldende stor, at <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1820\">selve valghandlingen<\/a> nok kan springes over,&#8221; erkl\u00e6rer den betroede kampagneleder, <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=6045\">slubbertlogeforstander<\/a> Lupo Schneckelfritz.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00f8lg fremskridtene i lokalavisens kommende jubelreportager (og det er en ordre).<\/p>\n<p><strong>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=754\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-771\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-771\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvAngsteksplosion1.png\" alt=\"HenvAngsteksplosion\" width=\"628\" height=\"254\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvAngsteksplosion1.png 628w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvAngsteksplosion1-300x121.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvAngsteksplosion1-624x252.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 628px) 100vw, 628px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/a>Retur til avisens <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jubelreportage i s\u00e6rklasse: CRASS B\u00d8RSTING Foto: FELLAH PROMOTION m.fl. Flere hundrede \u00e5rs rolig og gradvis nordvestjysk fremgang kan nu accelereres dramatisk. Ved det kommende valg til storsogner\u00e5det opstiller en superpamper, 27-\u00e5rige Bob Fellah, s\u00f8n af f\u00e6kaliesorteringsformand Benny Fellah-Frederiksen, Klamhuse Hede, og unge Bob lover os astronomiske, n\u00e6sten \u00f8jeblikkelige fremskridt p\u00e5 alle fronter. Venner og beundrere [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,460,195,97,44,6,7],"tags":[1029,393,74,916,1030],"class_list":["post-7158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-brunvare","category-fest","category-konsulenter-og-projektledere","category-kultur","category-lokalpolitik","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-fellah","tag-lokalvalg","tag-pamper","tag-storsognet","tag-superpamper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7158"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7171,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7158\/revisions\/7171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}