{"id":6844,"date":"2018-11-28T15:01:17","date_gmt":"2018-11-28T14:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=6844"},"modified":"2018-12-21T18:36:37","modified_gmt":"2018-12-21T17:36:37","slug":"kampen-om-den-roede-rubin-2125","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=6844","title":{"rendered":"Kampen om den r\u00f8de rubin 21:25"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>&#8230; Mit navn er Svend Skogmo Storj\u00e6tte &#8230;<\/i><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8221; Kriminalkommiss\u00e6r Rambuck-Rasmussen stirrede p\u00e5 b\u00e5ndoptageren der afspillede doktorens monolog for fjerde gang. &#8220;&#8230; <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>gift med sangerinden og dyrev\u00e6rnsaktivisten Pula Skogmo &#8230;<\/i><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Han kunne ikke tro sine egne \u00f8re. B\u00e5ndoptageren var blevet smidt ind gennem brevspr\u00e6kken p\u00e5 politistationen for en time siden af en ukendt person.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>&#8220;&#8230; jeg rejser til Argentina med rubinringen i nat, inden krigen begynder &#8230;<\/i><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;<\/span><\/span><i> <\/i><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Kriminalkommiss\u00e6ren sad stiv i sin stol bag skrivebordet. &#8221; <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>&#8230; forlange en passende l\u00f8sesum &#8230;<\/i><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Det tog ham en halv times tid, en cocktail og en pibe med \u00e6selg\u00f8dning at komme sig over chokket.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Han m\u00e5 stoppes omg\u00e5ende!&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Han greb r\u00f8ret til den r\u00f8de telefon.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Hallo, giv mig Norges udenrigsminister strax!&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Underl\u00f8dig jazzmusik spillede p\u00e5 telefonlinjen.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Du er nummer 73 i k\u00f8en. Vent venligst &#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">* * *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Snefnuggene dalede fra himlen og vinden ruskede i tr\u00e6erne. Stormen over omr\u00e5det var taget til.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Benni Borgwald-Bertelsen gik med b\u00f8jet hoved ned langs Algade. Efter han havde afleveret b\u00e5ndoptageren p\u00e5 politistationen havde han endevendt doktorens pal\u00e6, men der var intet spor efter ham eller Lydia. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Grundet vejret var lufthavnen lukket ned, s\u00e5 de m\u00e5tte stadig befinde sig i landet.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">PIV! Benni rystede en forvildet rotte ud af buksebenet.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">M\u00f8rket begyndte at falde p\u00e5, og Benni f\u00f8lte afmagten og kulden omklamre sit legeme. Han var ruineret, hans forlovede var bortf\u00f8rt (m\u00e5ske d\u00f8d) og Danmark ville sandsynligvis blive bombet i morgen tidlig. Der var kun \u00e9n l\u00f8sning: Ubehersket druk! <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Han var g\u00e5et i cirkler og endt ved Proletarisk K\u00e6lderbodega. Han sukkede og gik ind i varmen for at drikke alene.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Der var fest og gl\u00e6de i rummet. Onkel Philbert stod p\u00e5 et af bordene og sang og drak.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Benni satte sig i baren og fik stukket en pilsner i h\u00e5nden p\u00e5 Philberts regning.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Hvad fejrer vi?&#8221; spurgte han.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Onkel Philberts nye formue. Den r\u00f8de rubinring som aben fandt i maves\u00e6kken p\u00e5 den r\u00e5dne fisk,&#8221; svarede Orna Qvalm.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Hvad siger du?&#8221; Benni drejede sig p\u00e5 stolen og fik med det samme \u00f8je p\u00e5 det skinnende smykke som Onkel Philbert triumferende holdt mellem tommel- og pegefinger. Benni genkendte den med det samme.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Det er ikke din ring!&#8221; r\u00e5bte Benni og sprang af stolen. &#8220;Giv mig den!&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Onkel Philbert spyttede p\u00e5 ham og Benni gik prompte til modangreb. M\u00e6ndene slog l\u00f8s p\u00e5 hinanden. Glas og flasker blev knust.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Ringen skal tilbage til Norge. Det &#8230;&#8221; Benni blev afbrudt af en k\u00e6berasler. Han v\u00e6ltede bagud.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Den tilh\u00f8rte min gode ven Agnar Mykle,&#8221; proklamerede Philbert. &#8220;Han er d\u00f8d nu. Jeg fandt den, s\u00e5 nu tilh\u00f8rer den &#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Meg!&#8221;<\/i><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"> Den norske kvindestemme skar gennem k\u00e6lderbodegaen og alle blev tavse. Selskabet drejede synkront hovederne mod indgangen. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">I d\u00f8ren stod en kvinde med en overfrakke d\u00e6kket af sne. Hendes grimasse var bitter. Foran hende\u00a0t\u00e5rnede en m\u00e6gtig fr\u00e5deskummende blodhund sig op. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Vrruff!&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Pula Skogmo?!&#8221; gispede Benni og Onkel Philbert i kor.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">* * *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Svend Skogmo Storj\u00e6tte parkerede varevognen foran salgsskiltet ved den lille hytte p\u00e5 Klamhuse Hede. Tjenerne Brutus og Karloff klemte deres svulmende, uvaskede kroppe sammen p\u00e5 s\u00e6det ved siden af ham, og i det afl\u00e5ste lastrum l\u00e5 Lydia Lubbert. I baghaven stod pedalflyvemaskinen som skulle bringe doktoren sikkert frem til Argentina samme nat.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Slip mig!&#8221; skreg Lydia, da hun blev b\u00e5ret ind i stuen og smidt i det r\u00f8dternede sofam\u00f8bel.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Svend fors\u00f8gte at \u00e5bne ring-etuiet men det gav sig ikke. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Forbistrede &#8230;&#8221; Han lagde \u00e6sken p\u00e5 k\u00f8kkenbordet, greb sin kniv og pr\u00f8vede at lirke den op. &#8220;Hvis jeg ikke f\u00e5r rubinen ud s\u00e5 &#8230;&#8221; Han stirrede p\u00e5 Lydia med mord i \u00f8jnene. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Skal du have hj\u00e6lp?&#8221; spurgte h\u00e5ndlangerne.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Nej!&#8221; br\u00f8lede doktoren. &#8220;Karloff, g\u00e5 ud og klarg\u00f8r flyvemaskinen. Og Brutus, du holder \u00f8je med k\u00e6llingen.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Javel.&#8221; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">* * *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Hvad laver De her?&#8221; spurgte Benni og kiggede med \u00e6refrygt p\u00e5 den nyankomne kvinde.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Jeg leter etter ringen min,&#8221; sagde Pula Skogmo. &#8220;N\u00e5 har jeg funnet den! Buster har en god luktsans.&#8221; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Benni rev hurtigt v\u00e6rdigenstanden ud af h\u00e5nden p\u00e5 Onkel Philbert, som ikke gjorde modstand, og faldt p\u00e5 kn\u00e6 foran sangerinden. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Han rakte rubinringen til hende.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Jeg beklager denne redelighed. P\u00e5 hele landets vegne,&#8221; sagde Benni. &#8220;Jeg k\u00f8bte den af sig\u00f8jneren, som stjal den fra Dem. Jeg var i god tro! Jeg vidste ikke det var Deres. P\u00e5 \u00e6re.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Hun tog imod ringen og satte den p\u00e5 sin h\u00f8jreh\u00e5nd med et veltilfreds smil. Benni fortsatte med at forklare:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;Siden jeg k\u00f8bte den har jeg v\u00e6ret ramt af ulykker. Deres eksmand er ude efter den r\u00f8de rubin og nu har han bortf\u00f8rt min forlovede. Han vil stikke af til Argentina og &#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Benni br\u00f8d hulkende sammen.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;S\u00e5, s\u00e5,&#8221; sagde Pula Skogmo og hjalp Benni p\u00e5 benene. Hun aede hans kind. &#8220;Fortell meg hele historien mens vi kj\u00f8rer.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&#8220;K\u00f8rer? 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