{"id":5733,"date":"2017-03-04T21:18:04","date_gmt":"2017-03-04T20:18:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=5733"},"modified":"2021-06-28T13:27:25","modified_gmt":"2021-06-28T12:27:25","slug":"ny-kriminalitetschef-vil-nedkaempe-illegal-masturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=5733","title":{"rendered":"Ny kriminalitetschef vil nedk\u00e6mpe illegal masturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #1d2129;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><strong>FARVEBILLEDREPORTAGE fra vor mesterkorrespondent CRASS B\u00d8RSTING<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Over de sidste 30 \u00e5r har kriminaliteten i Nordvestjylland v\u00e6ret st\u00f8t faldende, men efter en 1,7 procents stigning i fjor griber vi nu til sk\u00e6rpede forholdsregler, og nye jernh\u00e5rde personer st\u00e5r klar til at bek\u00e6mpe svineri af enhver art,<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Foto-fjernet.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9712\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9712\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Foto-fjernet.jpg\" alt=\"Foto fjernet\" width=\"505\" height=\"287\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Foto-fjernet.jpg 505w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Foto-fjernet-300x170.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #1d2129;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Kriminalkommiss\u00e6r Pholback Nickersen er tiltr\u00e5dt som leder af Opdagelses- og S\u00e6delighedspolitiet i vore nordvestjyske hjemsogne.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #1d2129;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">&#8220;Min indtil videre vigtigste opgave er at bek\u00e6mpe den <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=2553\">um\u00e5deholdne masturbation<\/a>, der finder sted is\u00e6r om sommeren p\u00e5 badestrande og de bagved liggende omr\u00e5der,&#8221; udtaler kommiss\u00e6ren. &#8220;Masturbation er ligesom al anden sexuel aktitivitet i Nordvestjylland belagt med<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4007\"> gebyrer<\/a> og skal registreres centralt. Kontrolarbejdet vil p\u00e5g\u00e5 dag og nat.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #1d2129;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Justitsnyt02.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5735\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5735\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Justitsnyt02.jpg\" alt=\"Justitsnyt02\" width=\"681\" height=\"331\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Justitsnyt02.jpg 681w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Justitsnyt02-300x146.jpg 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Justitsnyt02-624x303.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 681px) 100vw, 681px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #1d2129;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Medlemmer af Nordvestjysk <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3038\">Masturbationsloge<\/a> af 1921 (forrest logeforstander Gylbert Peckelwaber if\u00f8rt embedskasket) p\u00e5h\u00f8rer i stum alvor kommiss\u00e6rens tiltr\u00e6delsestale. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #1d2129;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">&#8220;Vores hverdag bliver ikke nemmere, men vi er lovmedholdige samfundsborgere og vil indordne os,&#8221; sagde han efterf\u00f8lgende med h\u00f8jre h\u00e5nd stukket dybt ned i bukselommen.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3958\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3964\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3964\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvMuenchF\u00c6KALIEV\u00c6RN.png\" alt=\"HenvMuenchF\u00c6KALIEV\u00c6RN\" width=\"625\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvMuenchF\u00c6KALIEV\u00c6RN.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvMuenchF\u00c6KALIEV\u00c6RN-300x128.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvMuenchF\u00c6KALIEV\u00c6RN-624x266.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FARVEBILLEDREPORTAGE fra vor mesterkorrespondent CRASS B\u00d8RSTING Over de sidste 30 \u00e5r har kriminaliteten i Nordvestjylland v\u00e6ret st\u00f8t faldende, men efter en 1,7 procents stigning i fjor griber vi nu til sk\u00e6rpede forholdsregler, og nye jernh\u00e5rde personer st\u00e5r klar til at bek\u00e6mpe svineri af enhver art, Kriminalkommiss\u00e6r Pholback Nickersen er tiltr\u00e5dt som leder af Opdagelses- og [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[461,5,6,7,56],"tags":[115,293,895],"class_list":["post-5733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forsvar","category-masturbation","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","category-seksualitet","tag-kontrol","tag-masturbation-2","tag-nickersen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5733"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9787,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5733\/revisions\/9787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}