{"id":4429,"date":"2015-11-28T18:15:53","date_gmt":"2015-11-28T17:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4429"},"modified":"2015-12-03T19:13:24","modified_gmt":"2015-12-03T18:13:24","slug":"kalenderblad-4-det-herrens-aar-1168","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4429","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 4: Det Herrens \u00e5r 1168"},"content":{"rendered":"

Valdemar Den Store og biskop Absalon drog p\u00e5 korstog til \u00f8en R\u00fcgen for at g\u00f8re venderne kristne. H\u00e6ren marcherede i takt mod borgen Arkona.
\nForrest gik kongen med sv\u00e6rdet h\u00e6vet. Lige bag ham luntede biskop Absalon af sted med et krucifiks i h\u00e5nden, som han svingede rundt i luften.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"1168R\u00fcgen\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Til lyden af trommerne br\u00f8d kongen og biskoppen ud i en spontan kampsang:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

VALDEMAR:<\/b><\/span><\/span> “Venderne skal d\u00f8bes!”
\n<\/span><\/span>TROMMER:<\/b><\/span><\/span> “Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum.”
\n<\/span><\/span>VALDEMAR:<\/b><\/span><\/span> “Venderne skal d\u00f8bes!”
\n<\/span><\/span>TROMMER:<\/b><\/span><\/span> “Bum, bum, bum, bum.”
\n<\/span><\/span>ABSALON:<\/b><\/span><\/span> “De tror jo ikk’ p\u00e5 vores gud, men en afgud som skal kastes ud. De tilbeder Svantevit!”
\n<\/span><\/span>VALDEMAR:<\/b><\/span><\/span> “Jamen, det er jo milevidt”
\n<\/span><\/span>ABSALON:<\/b><\/span><\/span> “Ja, fra hvad vi g\u00e5r og tror!”
\n<\/span><\/span>VALDEMAR: <\/b><\/span><\/span>“Uuuuh. M\u00e6rk Dem mine ord!”
\n<\/span><\/span>ALLE:<\/b><\/span><\/span> “Venderne skal d\u00f8bes.
\n<\/span><\/span>Trommer:<\/b><\/span><\/span> “Bum, bum, bum, bum.”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

De tav i det samme, de stod foran den m\u00e6gtige tr\u00e6port.
\n“Dette bliver en let sag,” sagde Valdemar Den Store. Han bankede p\u00e5 d\u00f8ren. “Luk os ind omg\u00e5ende.”
\n“N\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6!” svarede en stemme p\u00e5 den anden side.
\n“I skal d\u00f8bes nu,” r\u00e5bte Absalon. “Og s\u00e5dan er det!”
\n“N\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6” hylede en anden.
\n“Det var dog for galt,” sagde Valdemar. “Vi har vandret l\u00e6nge for at indoktrinere jer alle med vores religion. S\u00e5 I har sgu bare at lukke op.”
\n“N\u00e6h!”
\n“N\u00c6H!”
\n“N\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6H!”
\nAbsalon sparkede p\u00e5 d\u00f8ren:
\n“Er I klar over hvem I taler til?”
\n“N\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6!
\n“Det er Danmarks drot i egen h\u00f8je person,” r\u00e5bte Valdemar. “Og jeg t\u00e6ller til tre …”
\n“EN!”
\n“N\u00e6h!”
\n“TO!
\n“N\u00c6H!”
\n“TRE!”
\n“N\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6!”
\nPladdermasse v\u00e6ltede ned fra f\u00e6stningen og tils\u00f8lede\u00a0kongen og biskoppen.
\n“Det er jo gudsbespottelse,” vr\u00e6lede Absalon og trampede i jorden.
\n“Og majest\u00e6tsforn\u00e6rmelse!” br\u00f8lede Valdemar Den Store.
\n“De lukker ikke op,” sagde Absalon. “Vi m\u00e5 v\u00e6re kreative. Lad os lave en stor hest af tr\u00e6, gemme os inden i og lade dem tro det er en gave.”
\n“Eller vi kan lave en stige,” foreslog kongen.
\n“Det kan v\u00e6re der er en bagindgang,” sagde en ung soldat bag dem. “I s\u00e5 fald kunne vi snige os ind bag p\u00e5 dem.”
\n“Glimrende forslag,” sagde Valdemar Den Store. “Af sted. Rundt om hj\u00f8rnet!”
\nH\u00e6ren trampede kampklare rundt om f\u00e6stningens h\u00f8jre hj\u00f8rne.
\nDe fik sig en lang n\u00e6se da de opdagede at borgen var forloren. En stor kulisse af krydsfiner. Der var ingen vendere. Ti geder stod og gr\u00e6ssede p\u00e5 den anden side.
\n“M\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6!”
\n“M\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6h!”
\n“De har snydt os,” brummede Absalon.
\nL\u00e6ngere inde p\u00e5 \u00f8en stod den \u00e6gte Arkona i al sin glans. Venderne hujede og vinkede h\u00e5nende til dem.
\n“Gid fanden havde venderne!” skreg kongen og biskoppen i kor.
\n“M\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6h!”
\n“M\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6h”
\n“M\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6!”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

(<\/span><\/span>Copyright 2015 by Baryl N. Halunk & Louis B. Knockel. Alle rettigheder, herunder retten til ops\u00e6tning som scenemusical, forbeholdes.)<\/i><\/p>\n

Forrige kalenderblad<\/a> \u00a0 \u00a0<<< \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 >>> \u00a0 \u00a0N\u00e6ste\u00a0kalenderblad<\/a><\/p>\n

Retur til\u00a0forsiden<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Valdemar Den Store og biskop Absalon drog p\u00e5 korstog til \u00f8en R\u00fcgen for at g\u00f8re venderne kristne. H\u00e6ren marcherede i takt mod borgen Arkona. Forrest gik kongen med sv\u00e6rdet h\u00e6vet. Lige bag ham luntede biskop Absalon af sted med et krucifiks i h\u00e5nden, som han svingede rundt i luften. Til lyden af trommerne br\u00f8d kongen […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[461,20,643,7],"tags":[656,654,653,655],"class_list":["post-4429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forsvar","category-husdyr","category-julekalender-2015","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-absalon","tag-arkona","tag-rugen","tag-valdemar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4429"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4553,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4429\/revisions\/4553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}