{"id":392,"date":"2013-03-27T11:52:13","date_gmt":"2013-03-27T10:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=392"},"modified":"2013-03-27T11:57:08","modified_gmt":"2013-03-27T10:57:08","slug":"uansvarligt-fjerkrae-henrettet-i-morges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=392","title":{"rendered":"Uansvarligt fjerkr\u00e6 henrettet i morges"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\">Fjerkr\u00e6situationen i N\u00f8rre Usseldrup, Klamhuse og Blodhavn\u00a0sogne er nu s\u00e5 tilspidset, at en n\u00f8dretsdomstol under ledelse\u00a0af dynamitfisker Plusquam Schrunkenfeldt og fhv. buddingkoger\u00a0Joshua Kraase har indf\u00f8rt d\u00f8dsstraf for uansvarlig adf\u00e6rd\u00a0blandt vore fjerprydede hus- og k\u00e6ledyr.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/ulydigtfjerkraestraffet.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-393\" alt=\"ulydigtfjerkraestraffet\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/ulydigtfjerkraestraffet.jpg\" width=\"340\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/ulydigtfjerkraestraffet.jpg 340w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/ulydigtfjerkraestraffet-283x300.jpg 283w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Et antal kalkuner, der blev fundet skyldige i promisku\u00f8s omgang\u00a0med tilflyvende g\u00e6s, strejfende \u00e6nder og en \u00e6ldre\u00a0<a title=\"Baltisk bordelhund ryster branchen\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=124\">bordelstruds<\/a>\u00a0p\u00e5 Klamhuse Vestermark, var de f\u00f8rste, der nu til morgen\u00a0m\u00f8dte b\u00f8ddelens stiksav.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kraase.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-395\" alt=\"Kraase\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kraase.jpg\" width=\"284\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kraase.jpg 284w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Kraase-215x300.jpg 215w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 284px) 100vw, 284px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&#8211; Fjerkr\u00e6 har gennem de seneste \u00e5rtier opn\u00e5et ligestilling\u00a0og en h\u00f8j grad af personlig og seksuel frihed p\u00e5 Usseldrupegnen, sagde Joshua Kraase i sin afskedstale til de d\u00f8mte\u00a0kalkuner. &#8211; Men I glemte, at der f\u00f8lger et ansvar med. Den\u00a0kalkun, der omt\u00e5get af seksuel ophidselse uds\u00e6tter sig selv\u00a0og andre for moralsk og\/eller fysisk smitte, h\u00f8rer til i en\u00a0suppegryde eller p\u00e5 et grillspyd, ikke som hensl\u00e6ngt parringsobjekt p\u00e5 en velourbetrukket bordelmadras.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Prokurator.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-396\" alt=\"Prokurator\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Prokurator.jpg\" width=\"452\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Prokurator.jpg 452w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Prokurator-232x300.jpg 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fjerkr\u00e6situationen i N\u00f8rre Usseldrup, Klamhuse og Blodhavn\u00a0sogne er nu s\u00e5 tilspidset, at en n\u00f8dretsdomstol under ledelse\u00a0af dynamitfisker Plusquam Schrunkenfeldt og fhv. buddingkoger\u00a0Joshua Kraase har indf\u00f8rt d\u00f8dsstraf for uansvarlig adf\u00e6rd\u00a0blandt vore fjerprydede hus- og k\u00e6ledyr. Et antal kalkuner, der blev fundet skyldige i promisku\u00f8s omgang\u00a0med tilflyvende g\u00e6s, strejfende \u00e6nder og en \u00e6ldre\u00a0bordelstruds\u00a0p\u00e5 Klamhuse Vestermark, var de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,6,7,56,1],"tags":[160,162,93,159,161],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-husdyr","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","category-seksualitet","category-uncategorized","tag-advokat","tag-dyrebordel","tag-henrettelse","tag-kalkuner","tag-umoral"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":400,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions\/400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}