{"id":3164,"date":"2014-10-07T14:27:37","date_gmt":"2014-10-07T13:27:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3164"},"modified":"2014-10-07T14:29:08","modified_gmt":"2014-10-07T13:29:08","slug":"haarmaskine-giver-behaaring-til-alle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3164","title":{"rendered":"Genial maskine giver beh\u00e5ring til alle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-77\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg\" alt=\"HalunkLOGO\" width=\"350\" height=\"141\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg 350w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO-300x120.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Kahlluns kalkundrevne h\u00e5rfrembringelsesmaskine er navnet p\u00e5 den fuldautomatiske nymekanik, der kan for\u00f8ge beh\u00e5ringen p\u00e5 en hvilken som helst medborger.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Kahllunbr\u00f8drene opfinder partikelrokeringsmaskine\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1467\">Opfinderparret Kahllun<\/a> har med deres nylancerede maskineri fremkaldt gl\u00e6dest\u00e5rer blandt skaldede borgere.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Skaldethed02.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3165\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Skaldethed02.png\" alt=\"Skaldethed02\" width=\"392\" height=\"470\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Skaldethed02.png 392w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Skaldethed02-250x300.png 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 392px) 100vw, 392px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jeg har hele mit liv v\u00e6ret skaldet som et h\u00e5rdkogt strudse\u00e6g. Nu er jeg st\u00e6rkt beh\u00e5ret, jubler, fuldtidsornitolog Knobsig G\u00e4ring der fungerede som fors\u00f8gskanin:\u00a0&#8211; Selv min aff\u00f8ring er d\u00e6kket af stride h\u00e5r!<\/p>\n<p>Kahlluns kalkundrevne h\u00e5rfrembringelsesmaskine opstartes ved at kaste en friskindfanget bronzekalkun i motorens jernmunding. Dern\u00e6st stiller den h\u00e5rtr\u00e6ngende person sig ind i st\u00e5lkabinen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Kalkuner.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3166\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Kalkuner.png\" alt=\"Kalkuner\" width=\"424\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Kalkuner.png 424w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Kalkuner-300x289.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 424px) 100vw, 424px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>H\u00e5ret vil i de f\u00f8lgende sekunder vokse i eksprestempo. N\u00e5r mirakelprocessen er gennemf\u00f8rt, vil man med garanti v\u00e6re beh\u00e5ret.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Det er ikke muligt selv at bestemme placeringen eller omfanget af h\u00e5rv\u00e6ksten. Nogle ender med en moustache, andre med kr\u00f8ller p\u00e5 hovedet eller t\u00e6tsiddende h\u00e5r p\u00e5 ryggen. Maskinens resultater er uransagelige, p\u00e5peger Kyrill Kahllun.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Skaldethed1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3168\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Skaldethed1.png\" alt=\"Skaldethed\" width=\"479\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Skaldethed1.png 479w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Skaldethed1-300x188.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 479px) 100vw, 479px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kr\u00e6n Kahllun tilf\u00f8jer:\u00a0&#8211; Men alle er selvf\u00f8lgelig velkomne til at pr\u00f8ve flere gange.<\/p>\n<p>Vidundermaskineriet st\u00e5r til r\u00e5dighed bag <a title=\"Sk\u00e6rpet kadaverkontrol efter natlige flugtfors\u00f8g\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=811\">N\u00f8rre Usseldrup Bedehus<\/a> hver dag fra kl. 06.15 \u2013 13.15 prc.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><a title=\"Undsluppet laboratorieeksperiment skyld i irritationskrise\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1637\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1641\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkGYLPEG\u00d8J.png\" alt=\"HenvHalunkGYLPEG\u00d8J\" width=\"625\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkGYLPEG\u00d8J.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkGYLPEG\u00d8J-300x129.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkGYLPEG\u00d8J-624x269.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kahlluns kalkundrevne h\u00e5rfrembringelsesmaskine er navnet p\u00e5 den fuldautomatiske nymekanik, der kan for\u00f8ge beh\u00e5ringen p\u00e5 en hvilken som helst medborger. Opfinderparret Kahllun har med deres nylancerede maskineri fremkaldt gl\u00e6dest\u00e5rer blandt skaldede borgere. &#8211; Jeg har hele mit liv v\u00e6ret skaldet som et h\u00e5rdkogt strudse\u00e6g. Nu er jeg st\u00e6rkt beh\u00e5ret, jubler, fuldtidsornitolog Knobsig G\u00e4ring der fungerede som [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75,32,6,7],"tags":[33,36,505,506],"class_list":["post-3164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-moderne-teknik","category-nidding-halunk","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-fremskridt","tag-halunk","tag-haarvaekst","tag-maskineri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3164"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3171,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164\/revisions\/3171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}