{"id":2553,"date":"2014-03-14T11:55:31","date_gmt":"2014-03-14T10:55:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=2553"},"modified":"2014-03-14T17:44:59","modified_gmt":"2014-03-14T16:44:59","slug":"elitehusmoedre-vil-kontrollere-udendoers-masturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=2553","title":{"rendered":"Elitehusm\u00f8dre vil kontrollere udend\u00f8rs masturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mange \u00e5rs eftergivenhed og sl\u00f8seri p\u00e5 den <a title=\"Sexualkatastrofe: Udflugtstog afsporet n\u00e6r Blodhavn\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=2290\">sexualhygiejniske<\/a> front er nu forbi. Dagens jublende melding lyder, at st\u00e6rke og ranke nordvestjyske husm\u00f8dre vil overtage kontrollen med al udend\u00f8rs sexualitet og is\u00e6r med den planl\u00f8se, individuelle <a title=\"Folmer K. Bryde br\u00e6ndt op under masturbation\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=2435\">masturbation<\/a>, som til enhver tid truer med at \u00f8del\u00e6gge samfundsorden og moral.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Turistmasturb01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2555\" alt=\"Turistmasturb01\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Turistmasturb01.jpg\" width=\"474\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Turistmasturb01.jpg 474w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Turistmasturb01-300x220.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Et ni-dages <a title=\"Exceptionel uddannelsesmulighed: Skolemester p\u00e5 to uger\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=262\">kursus<\/a> har bibragt husm\u00f8drene de essentielle f\u00e6rdigheder, herunder h\u00e5ndtering af skydev\u00e5ben og uddeling af kropsprygl i al slags vejr og terr\u00e6n.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Turistmasturb02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2557\" alt=\"Turistmasturb02\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Turistmasturb02.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"418\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Turistmasturb02.jpg 500w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Turistmasturb02-300x250.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jeg har st\u00f8ttet opl\u00e6ringen af disse ranke, pr\u00e6gtige kvinder med talrige lussinger og gummiredskabsdask over bagdelene, udtaler sexualdisciplineringens f\u00f8rstemand, redakt\u00f8r Louis B. Knockel. &#8211; Det gl\u00e6der mig at kunne konstatere, at de nu kan fungere p\u00e5 niveau med lignende elitekorps i Myanmar og Nordkorea.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Badeliv.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2558\" alt=\"Badeliv\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Badeliv.png\" width=\"539\" height=\"376\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Badeliv.png 539w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Badeliv-300x209.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Lad mig understrege, at det udelukkende er den gebyrpligtige udend\u00f8rs <a title=\"Tusinder str\u00f8mmer til turist-parringslejr ved Blodhavn\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1436\">turistsexualitet<\/a>, der skal reguleres og indd\u00e6mmes. Vor egen organiserede friluftsmasturbationsidr\u00e6t vil forts\u00e6tte med fuld styrke og stadig st\u00f8rre tilslutning, proklamerer redakt\u00f8ren p\u00e5 vej til stranden i sin faders herskabelige fodlange gummifrakke.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Br\u00e6ndte oldinge og specialvehikler til kamp mod indstr\u00f8mmende turistp\u00f8bel\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=852\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-862\" alt=\"HenvTURISTP\u00d8BELEN\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvTURISTP\u00d8BELEN.png\" width=\"625\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvTURISTP\u00d8BELEN.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvTURISTP\u00d8BELEN-300x111.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvTURISTP\u00d8BELEN-624x231.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mange \u00e5rs eftergivenhed og sl\u00f8seri p\u00e5 den sexualhygiejniske front er nu forbi. Dagens jublende melding lyder, at st\u00e6rke og ranke nordvestjyske husm\u00f8dre vil overtage kontrollen med al udend\u00f8rs sexualitet og is\u00e6r med den planl\u00f8se, individuelle masturbation, som til enhver tid truer med at \u00f8del\u00e6gge samfundsorden og moral. Et ni-dages kursus har bibragt husm\u00f8drene de essentielle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,460,461,123,4,5,75,6,7,56,87],"tags":[463,22,462],"class_list":["post-2553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-fest","category-forsvar","category-idraet","category-lussinger-2","category-masturbation","category-moderne-teknik","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","category-seksualitet","category-turisme","tag-husmoderkorps","tag-knockel","tag-strandsexualitet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2553"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2565,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2553\/revisions\/2565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}