{"id":230,"date":"2013-03-18T09:31:28","date_gmt":"2013-03-18T09:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=230"},"modified":"2013-05-21T14:03:08","modified_gmt":"2013-05-21T13:03:08","slug":"storslaet-donation-redder-dildobranchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=230","title":{"rendered":"Storsl\u00e5et donation redder dildobranchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Arial;\">Flere m\u00e5neders svigtende leverancer af r\u00e5materiale har truet stabilitet\u00a0og fremgang i den nordvestjyske dildoproduktion, men disse problemer\u00a0er nu fortid, takket v\u00e6re\u00a0en donation fra Den Knockelske Familiefond.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Arial;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dildostamme.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-231\" alt=\"dildostamme\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dildostamme.jpg\" width=\"432\" height=\"312\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dildostamme.jpg 432w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dildostamme-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Arial;\">Klamhuse Savv\u00e6rk har f\u00e5et til opgave at sk\u00e6re to gigantiske weymouts-fyrretr\u00e6er ud i bj\u00e6lker, som dildobranchens mange hjemmearbejdende v\u00e6rksteder kan videreforarbejde.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Et stykke af den f\u00f8rste stamme ses herover klargjort til transport i\u00a0Vester Usseldrup folkeplantage. Syngende husm\u00f8dre vil f\u00f8lge stammen\u00a0frem til savv\u00e6rkets port.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Dildoinspektrice\u00a0Augusta Hamborg-Henriksen\u00a0hilser den storsindede\u00a0donation velkommen og har personligt efterpr\u00f8vet tr\u00e6ets bonitet. &#8211; Det\u00a0er slagfast, velduftende og n\u00e6sten splintfrit, udtaler hun. &#8211; Vi vil se\u00a0f\u00e6rdigtilvirkede dildi af samme kvalitet som i min ungdom i mellemkrigstiden. Hvad dette betyder for hele befolkningens sundhed og selvrespekt\u00a0kan n\u00e6ppe overvurderes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Mekanisk elefant redder chokoladekageindustrien\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=514\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-522\" alt=\"HenvMEKANISKELEFANT\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvMEKANISKELEFANT.png\" width=\"625\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvMEKANISKELEFANT.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvMEKANISKELEFANT-300x132.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvMEKANISKELEFANT-624x274.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flere m\u00e5neders svigtende leverancer af r\u00e5materiale har truet stabilitet\u00a0og fremgang i den nordvestjyske dildoproduktion, men disse problemer\u00a0er nu fortid, takket v\u00e6re\u00a0en donation fra Den Knockelske Familiefond. Klamhuse Savv\u00e6rk har f\u00e5et til opgave at sk\u00e6re to gigantiske weymouts-fyrretr\u00e6er ud i bj\u00e6lker, som dildobranchens mange hjemmearbejdende v\u00e6rksteder kan videreforarbejde. Et stykke af den f\u00f8rste stamme ses herover [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,5,75,6,56],"tags":[107,109,108],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-masturbation","category-moderne-teknik","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-seksualitet","tag-dildo","tag-donation","tag-familiefond"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":233,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions\/233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}