{"id":1902,"date":"2013-11-28T11:30:43","date_gmt":"2013-11-28T10:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1902"},"modified":"2013-12-01T18:51:14","modified_gmt":"2013-12-01T17:51:14","slug":"knaldroman-nr-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1902","title":{"rendered":"Knaldroman nr. 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Krumborgroman\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cDe m\u00e5 for Guds skyld ikke \u00e5bne d\u00f8ren!\u201d
\n\u201cHvad er det De siger, Larsen?\u201d
\n\u201cHan venter udenfor.\u201d
\n\u201cHvem venter?\u201d
\n\u201cInkassatoren… en modbydelig blodsuger.\u201d
\n\u201cHam kan jeg sagtens h\u00e5ndtere, jeg er en habil bokser, ved De nok.\u201d
\n\u201cNej, De tager fejl, Severinsen. Han er nyansat. Mere p\u00e5tr\u00e6ngende end sine forg\u00e6ngere. Jeg skylder penge, mange penge, og nu kommer straffen.\u201d
\n\u201cTag Dem dog sammen, Larsen.\u201d
\n\u201cKan De m\u00e5ske ikke h\u00f8re hans f\u00e6le summen?\u201d
\n\u201cNu De siger det… jo.\u201d
\n\u201cPokkers, jeg glemte at lukke vinduet. Nu stikker han snablen ind.\u201d
\n\u201cDu altforbarmende… han snuppede min tegnebog ud af h\u00e5nden p\u00e5 mig!\u201d
\n“Luk vinduet, Severinsen, han har lige nolet seks flasker lik\u00f8r og min samling af juleplatter!”
\n“Situationen er v\u00e6rre, end jeg havde forventet…”
\n“Jeg advarede Dem…”
\n\u201cDe har ret, Larsen, opkr\u00e6veren er g\u00e5et i selvsving. Hent v\u00e6rkt\u00f8jskassen. Vi m\u00e5 barrikadere os.”
\n<\/span>\u201cDet er for sent. Han er for stor og for st\u00e6rk, og han er en \u00e6gte blodsuger!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Forrige kalenderblad<\/a><\/p>\n

N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a><\/p>\n

Spring til kalenderblad nr.
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\u201cDe m\u00e5 for Guds skyld ikke \u00e5bne d\u00f8ren!\u201d \u201cHvad er det De siger, Larsen?\u201d \u201cHan venter udenfor.\u201d \u201cHvem venter?\u201d \u201cInkassatoren… en modbydelig blodsuger.\u201d \u201cHam kan jeg sagtens h\u00e5ndtere, jeg er en habil bokser, ved De nok.\u201d \u201cNej, De tager fejl, Severinsen. Han er nyansat. Mere p\u00e5tr\u00e6ngende end sine forg\u00e6ngere. Jeg skylder penge, mange penge, og […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[377,97,7],"tags":[378,379,22],"class_list":["post-1902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-julekalender2013","category-kultur","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-julekalender","tag-knaldroman","tag-knockel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1902"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1986,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1902\/revisions\/1986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}