{"id":1900,"date":"2013-11-28T11:29:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-28T10:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1900"},"modified":"2013-12-02T16:21:26","modified_gmt":"2013-12-02T15:21:26","slug":"knaldroman-nr-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1900","title":{"rendered":"Knaldroman nr. 3"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Bahburoman\"<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Solist:
\n<\/i><\/span>Hr. Lorensen, han fik straffen
\n<\/span>lige midt morgenkaffen.
\n<\/span>Kor:
\n<\/i><\/span>Nu har han passeret femte sal.<\/span><\/p>\n

Solist:
\n<\/i><\/span>Han havde bragt den falske melding,
\n<\/span>s\u00e5 nu blev han sendt til t\u00e6lling.
\n<\/span>Kor:
\n<\/i><\/span>Og nu suser han forbi den fjerde sal.<\/span><\/p>\n

Solist:
\n<\/i><\/span>Et valg vi aldrig glemmer,
\n<\/span>hvor Lorensen talte stemmer.
\n<\/span>Kor:
\n<\/i><\/span>Oh, med raketfart nedad, tredje sal.<\/span><\/p>\n

Solist:
\n<\/i><\/span>Den forkerte blev borgmester,
\n<\/span>vor by han slemt forpester.
\n<\/span>Kor:
\n<\/i><\/span>Sig mig, var det ikke anden sal?<\/span><\/p>\n

Solist:
\n<\/i>Lorensens r\u00e6dsomme stemmefup
\n<\/span>blev bel\u00f8nnet med et lille skub.
\n<\/span>Kor:
\n<\/i><\/span>I kort erindring – forbi den f\u00f8rste sal.<\/span><\/p>\n

Solist:
\n<\/i><\/span>I karret fyldt til kanten,
\n<\/span>landede pamperkontrollanten.
\n<\/span>Kor:
\n<\/i><\/span>Ydmyget og tils\u00f8let i det brune,
\n<\/span>omr\u00f8rte, boblende og lune,
\n<\/span>degraderet med et plask!<\/span><\/p>\n

(Alle rettigheder, herunder retten til ops\u00e6tning som scenemusical i samarbejde med Bent Fabricius-Bjerre eller Andrew Llloyd Webber, forbeholdes)<\/h6>\n

Forrige kalenderblad
\n<\/a>N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a><\/p>\n

Spring til kalenderblad nr.
\n1<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a02<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a03<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a04<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a05<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a06<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a07<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a08<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a09<\/a>\u00a0\u00a010<\/a>\u00a0\u00a011<\/a>\u00a0\u00a012<\/a>\u00a0\u00a013<\/a>
\n<\/strong>14<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong>15<\/a>\u00a0\u00a016<\/a>\u00a0\u00a017<\/a>\u00a0\u00a018<\/a>\u00a0\u00a019<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong>20<\/a>\u00a0\u00a021<\/a>\u00a0\u00a022<\/a>\u00a0\u00a023<\/a>\u00a0\u00a024<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Solist: Hr. Lorensen, han fik straffen lige midt morgenkaffen. Kor: Nu har han passeret femte sal. Solist: Han havde bragt den falske melding, s\u00e5 nu blev han sendt til t\u00e6lling. Kor: Og nu suser han forbi den fjerde sal. Solist: Et valg vi aldrig glemmer, hvor Lorensen talte stemmer. Kor: Oh, med raketfart nedad, tredje […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[377,97,7],"tags":[378,379,22],"class_list":["post-1900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-julekalender2013","category-kultur","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-julekalender","tag-knaldroman","tag-knockel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1900"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1997,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900\/revisions\/1997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}