{"id":1873,"date":"2013-11-28T11:17:14","date_gmt":"2013-11-28T10:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1873"},"modified":"2013-12-15T17:33:53","modified_gmt":"2013-12-15T16:33:53","slug":"knaldroman-nr-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1873","title":{"rendered":"Knaldroman nr. 16"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Conradineroman\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

Et syngespil om disciplin, f<\/span>\u00f8rste og eneste akt.<\/span><\/p>\n

(Frk. Connie og hr. M\u00f8lm m\u00f8des i den tomme bagg\u00e5rd.)<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201cVil De virkelig bruge et skydev\u00e5ben som disciplineringsredskab, fr\u00f8ken Connie?\u201d Hr. M\u00f8lm betragter sin unge veninde.
\n<\/span>\u201cJa, jeg er tr\u00e6t af at blive trynet. Nu m\u00e5 der tages aff\u00e6re!\u201d Hun holder revolveren i sine b\u00e6vrende h\u00e6nder.
\n<\/span>Hr. M\u00f8lm ryster p\u00e5 hovedet og giver kvinden en lussing, s\u00e5 hun taber v\u00e5benet p\u00e5 jorden.
\n<\/span>\u201cHvad var det?\u201d Hun ser forundret p\u00e5 hr. M\u00f8lm.
\n<\/span>\u201cDette, min k\u00e6re, var en lussing. Den rette vej til disciplin!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

(En k\u00e6k jazzet rytme fylder luften. Hr. M\u00f8lm stepper og bryder ud i sang:)<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

H\u00f8r nu her, min k\u00e6re t\u00f8s.
\nDe m\u00e5 ikk’ bar’ skyde l\u00f8s.
\nEn revolver, den er snild, ja ja,
\nmen bringer sorg og nederlag!<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Hvis De m\u00f8der en mand i brugsen,
\nog han p\u00e5 Dem tager fusen,
\nskyder De ham s\u00e5 bare ned?
\nN\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6h!
\nDe gi’r ham en huskekag’, og en \u00f8refigen hist, og en n\u00e6sestyver her, og et slag i nakken der,
\ns\u00e5 hans kul\u00f8r blir r\u00f8d’ og hed’!<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

For en lussing kan jo mere
\nend seks kugler ka\u00b4 pr\u00e6stere.
\nDe m\u00e5 t\u00e6nk’ Dem om,
\nDe ka\u00b4 f\u00e5 en dom,
\nhvis De tr\u00e6kker den pistol!<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

N\u00e5r en \u00e6kel gammel kone,
\nr\u00e5ber ad Dem i en d\u00e5rlig tone,
\nfodrer De hendes krop med bly?
\nN\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6h!
\nDe svarer med en kindhest, et dobbelt knyttet slag og et spark i hendes m\u00e5s.
\nDe forbedrer Deres ry!
\n<\/i>
\nFor en lussing kan jo mere,
\n<\/i><\/span><\/span>end seks kugler ka\u00b4 pr\u00e6stere.
\n<\/i><\/span>De m\u00e5 t\u00e6nk’ Dem om,
\n<\/i><\/span>De ka\u00b4 f\u00e5 en dom,
\n<\/i><\/span>hvis De tr\u00e6kker den pistol!<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

(Kvinden og manden giver hinanden en svingom, mens en saxofonsolo spilles. Herefter synger de i kor og springer rundt i en indviklet koreografi.)<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

For en lussing kan jo mere (Meget mere)
\nend seks kugler ka\u00b4 pr\u00e6stere. (Det kan De tro)
\nMan m\u00e5 t\u00e6nk’ sig om,
\nman ka\u00b4 f\u00e5 en dom,
\nhvis man tr\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6kker deeeen pistooooooool!<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

(Musikken og sangen slutter.)<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>De har s\u00e5 sandelig ret, hr. M\u00f8lm!\u201d Frk. Connie smider revolveren ned i en container.<\/span><\/span>
\n\u201c<\/span>Jeg g\u00f8r s\u00e5m\u00e6nd bare min pligt!\u201d klukler han.<\/span><\/span>
\nDe f\u00f8lges ud af gyden, mens regner pisker ned.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

Forrige kalenderblad
\n<\/a>N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a><\/p>\n

Spring til kalenderblad nr.
\n1<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a02<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a03<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a04<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a05<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a06<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a07<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a08<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a09<\/a>\u00a0\u00a010<\/a>\u00a0\u00a011<\/a>\u00a0\u00a012<\/a>\u00a0\u00a013<\/a>
\n<\/strong>14<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong>15<\/a>\u00a0\u00a016<\/a>\u00a0\u00a017<\/a>\u00a0\u00a018<\/a>\u00a0\u00a019<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong>20<\/a>\u00a0\u00a021<\/a>\u00a0\u00a022<\/a>\u00a0\u00a023<\/a>\u00a0\u00a024<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Et syngespil om disciplin, f\u00f8rste og eneste akt. (Frk. Connie og hr. M\u00f8lm m\u00f8des i den tomme bagg\u00e5rd.) \u00a0\u201cVil De virkelig bruge et skydev\u00e5ben som disciplineringsredskab, fr\u00f8ken Connie?\u201d Hr. M\u00f8lm betragter sin unge veninde. \u201cJa, jeg er tr\u00e6t af at blive trynet. Nu m\u00e5 der tages aff\u00e6re!\u201d Hun holder revolveren i sine b\u00e6vrende h\u00e6nder. Hr. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[377,97,7],"tags":[378,379,22],"class_list":["post-1873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-julekalender2013","category-kultur","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-julekalender","tag-knaldroman","tag-knockel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1873"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2129,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873\/revisions\/2129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}