{"id":1848,"date":"2013-11-27T10:31:58","date_gmt":"2013-11-27T09:31:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1848"},"modified":"2013-11-27T10:31:58","modified_gmt":"2013-11-27T09:31:58","slug":"akademisk-afforingsdyst-ved-brugsens-gavl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1848","title":{"rendered":"Akademisk aff\u00f8ringsdyst ved Brugsens gavl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Idr\u00e6tsreportage: Crass B\u00f8rsting &amp; S\u00f8nner<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Foto: Fatwa H. Jacobsen<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Et hundredetalligt publikum kan l\u00f8rdag ved Brugsens gavl i N\u00f8rre Usseldrup overv\u00e6re en dyst mellem de sidste syv fritg\u00e5ende\u00a0<a title=\"Hundeforskningen g\u00f8r mirakul\u00f8se fremskridt\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1186\">akademikere<\/a> her p\u00e5 egnen. De i forvejen n\u00f8je registrerede og overv\u00e5gede herrer er blevet indkaldt til en duelighedspr\u00f8ve, som de efter tur skal afl\u00e6gge, siddende p\u00e5 et hydraulisk konkurrencekloset.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Affoeringsdyst01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1849\" alt=\"Affoeringsdyst01\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Affoeringsdyst01.jpg\" width=\"495\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Affoeringsdyst01.jpg 495w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Affoeringsdyst01-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Det er gennem de seneste \u00e5r lykkedes at f\u00e5 et stort antal akademikere drevet ud af sognene, udtaler konkurrencekomiteens formand,\u00a0redakt\u00f8r Louis B. Knockel. &#8211; Dette har i betydelig grad fremmet nordvestjysk\u00a0<a title=\"Livsvarige friboliger til fire slags nordvestjyske slamberter\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1732\">velf\u00e6rd og trivsel<\/a>. De sidste syv m\u00e5 nu overbevise os andre om deres eksistensberettigelse ved at levere l\u00f8dige bidrag p\u00e5 det omr\u00e5de, der er s\u00e5 afg\u00f8rende for egnens samfundsliv.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; De f\u00e5r en \u00e6rlig chance i alles p\u00e5syn, men er ogs\u00e5 orienteret om, at tiden vil v\u00e6re udl\u00f8bet for dem, der ikke lever op til rimelige krav og forventninger. De bl\u00f8de holdningers og\u00a0<a title=\"Kriminel hundebande plyndrer f\u00e6kaliedepot\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1585\">den bl\u00f8de brunvares<\/a>\u00a0tid er forbi.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Affoeringsdyst02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1850\" alt=\"Affoeringsdyst02\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Affoeringsdyst02.jpg\" width=\"413\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Affoeringsdyst02.jpg 413w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Affoeringsdyst02-300x265.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 413px) 100vw, 413px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dagens mest velformede og helst\u00f8bte akademikerbidrag vil i pr\u00e6serveret tilstand blive overdraget til\u00a0Klamhuse F\u00e6kaliemuseum<span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #008000; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-small;\"><b>.\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/span>\u00d8vrige produkter har Louis B. Knockel p\u00e5 forh\u00e5nd doneret til <a title=\"Borgerv\u00e6bningen opruster: Toptr\u00e6net myggesv\u00e6rm mod anmassende turister\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1218\">Borgerv\u00e6bningens<\/a>\u00a0ammunitionsdepot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\" title=\"Grisefest i storformat: \u00c5rets pamper fundet\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=660\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-669\" alt=\"HenvPAMPERFEST\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvPAMPERFEST.png\" width=\"625\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvPAMPERFEST.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvPAMPERFEST-300x126.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvPAMPERFEST-624x263.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Idr\u00e6tsreportage: Crass B\u00f8rsting &amp; S\u00f8nner Foto: Fatwa H. Jacobsen Et hundredetalligt publikum kan l\u00f8rdag ved Brugsens gavl i N\u00f8rre Usseldrup overv\u00e6re en dyst mellem de sidste syv fritg\u00e5ende\u00a0akademikere her p\u00e5 egnen. De i forvejen n\u00f8je registrerede og overv\u00e5gede herrer er blevet indkaldt til en duelighedspr\u00f8ve, som de efter tur skal afl\u00e6gge, siddende p\u00e5 et hydraulisk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,123,195,75,6,7],"tags":[402,10,401,22],"class_list":["post-1848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-brunvare","category-idraet","category-konsulenter-og-projektledere","category-moderne-teknik","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-akademikere","tag-brunvare-2","tag-hydraulisk-kloset","tag-knockel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1848"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1851,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848\/revisions\/1851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}