{"id":1480,"date":"2013-08-10T12:49:26","date_gmt":"2013-08-10T11:49:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1480"},"modified":"2014-05-03T08:39:43","modified_gmt":"2014-05-03T07:39:43","slug":"negere-far-atter-adgang-til-giganthostfesten-pa-klamhuse-hede","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1480","title":{"rendered":"Negere f\u00e5r adgang til giganth\u00f8stfesten p\u00e5 Klamhuse Hede"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For f\u00f8rste gang i mere end et halvt \u00e5rhundrede vil h\u00f8stfesten p\u00e5 Klamhuse Hede nu p\u00e5 l\u00f8rdag f\u00e5 negroid deltagelse. To yngre festnegere, br\u00f8drene Bob og Lupo B\u00f6zzelhaas, er indforskrevet fra Holstebro og forventes at v\u00e6re til stede p\u00e5 festpladsen fra start til slut.<\/p>\n<p><a style=\"font-size: 1rem; color: #0f3647;\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoestfest01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1481\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoestfest01.jpg\" alt=\"Hoestfest01\" width=\"505\" height=\"470\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoestfest01.jpg 505w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoestfest01-300x279.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sorte og brune deltagere optr\u00e5dte flere gange provokerende i \u00e5rene omkring 1960, oplyser festkomiteens centrale beslutningstager, redakt\u00f8r Louis B. Knockel. &#8211; Det var s\u00e5vel <a title=\"Klassisk potensmiddel vender tilbage: Landp\u00f8bel i ekstase\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=356\">masturbationsparaderne<\/a> som den senere lussingdans omkring b\u00e5let, der blev \u00f8delagt. Nu pr\u00f8ver vi igen at v\u00e6re im\u00f8dekommende og g\u00e6stfri.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoestfest02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1482\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoestfest02.jpg\" alt=\"Hoestfest02\" width=\"483\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoestfest02.jpg 483w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoestfest02-300x236.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 483px) 100vw, 483px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Bob og Lupo kendes som velkl\u00e6dte, f\u00f8rsteklasses festnegere med talent for b\u00e5de sang, dans og masturbation, og vi byder dem velkomne. De har ind\u00f8vet lokale rutiner sammen med h\u00f8stfestens konge og dronning, og jeg stoler p\u00e5, at alt vil forl\u00f8be planm\u00e6ssigt.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; De unge festnegere er dog blevet instrueret om, at de vil blive n\u00f8je overv\u00e5get, og ligeledes, at deres tarme skal t\u00f8mmes for alt <a title=\"Kooperativ f\u00e6kaliesilo p\u00e5 Klamhuse Banke\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=618\">v\u00e6rdimateriale<\/a> inden tilbagerejsen. Vi er flinke, men p\u00e5 ingen m\u00e5de godtroende, udtaler redakt\u00f8r Knockel inden \u00e5rstidens storfest.<\/p>\n<p>Herunder det komplette festprogram, m\u00f8debefaling og festpladsreglement:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Sk\u00e6rpet kadaverkontrol efter natlige flugtfors\u00f8g\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=811\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1483\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoestfestannonce01.png\" alt=\"Hoestfestannonce01\" width=\"534\" height=\"1918\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoestfestannonce01.png 534w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoestfestannonce01-285x1024.png 285w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"91-\u00e5rig drengeformand f\u00e5r pansret gigantvehikel til turistnedk\u00e6mpelse\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=72\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1486\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoeastfestannonce021.png\" alt=\"Hoeastfestannonce02\" width=\"534\" height=\"1355\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoeastfestannonce021.png 534w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoeastfestannonce021-118x300.png 118w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Hoeastfestannonce021-403x1024.png 403w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Landproletarisk st\u00e6vne i grusgraven 1. maj\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=2702\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2708\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Henv1MAJST\u00c6VNE.png\" alt=\"Henv1MAJST\u00c6VNE\" width=\"625\" height=\"312\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Henv1MAJST\u00c6VNE.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Henv1MAJST\u00c6VNE-300x149.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Henv1MAJST\u00c6VNE-624x311.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For f\u00f8rste gang i mere end et halvt \u00e5rhundrede vil h\u00f8stfesten p\u00e5 Klamhuse Hede nu p\u00e5 l\u00f8rdag f\u00e5 negroid deltagelse. To yngre festnegere, br\u00f8drene Bob og Lupo B\u00f6zzelhaas, er indforskrevet fra Holstebro og forventes at v\u00e6re til stede p\u00e5 festpladsen fra start til slut. &#8211; Sorte og brune deltagere optr\u00e5dte flere gange provokerende i \u00e5rene [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,20,123,97,4,5,6,7,56,87],"tags":[10,15,18,19,333,106,22,26,334,238],"class_list":["post-1480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brunvare","category-husdyr","category-idraet","category-kultur","category-lussinger-2","category-masturbation","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","category-seksualitet","category-turisme","tag-brunvare-2","tag-disciplin","tag-faekalier","tag-holstebro","tag-hostfest","tag-klamhuse","tag-knockel","tag-lussinger","tag-negere","tag-vehikler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1480"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2747,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions\/2747"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}