{"id":1436,"date":"2013-07-28T12:52:11","date_gmt":"2013-07-28T11:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1436"},"modified":"2013-07-29T08:37:37","modified_gmt":"2013-07-29T07:37:37","slug":"tusinder-strommer-til-turist-parringslejr-ved-blodhavn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1436","title":{"rendered":"Tusinder str\u00f8mmer til turist-parringslejr ved Blodhavn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">Jubelreportage: Crass B\u00f8rsting<br \/>\n<\/span>Foto: Aisha Peckelr\u00fcbe m.fl.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>En af \u00e5rets turistm\u00e6ssige nyskabelser kan nu erkl\u00e6res for en sikker succes: Tusinder af parringslystne fremmede er i de seneste dage og timer str\u00f8mmet til\u00a0Blodhavn Nordstrand, hvor de under stram kontrol og d\u00f8gnoverv\u00e5gning kan deltage i\u00a0<a title=\"Akustisk kontrol med al strandsexualitet\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=239\">gebyrp\u00e5lagt kopulation<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/parringslejr02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1438\" alt=\"parringslejr02\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/parringslejr02.jpg\" width=\"494\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/parringslejr02.jpg 494w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/parringslejr02-300x154.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">Hovedparten af de kvindelige deltager kommer fra Holstebro og andre steder, hvor sund landlig virilitet er omtrent elimineret. De m\u00e6nd, der skal kompensere for den lokale impotens, er balkanproletarer i alle aldre, bragt hertil med s\u00e6rtog.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/parringslejr01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1439\" alt=\"parringslejr01\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/parringslejr01.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/parringslejr01.jpg 480w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/parringslejr01-300x175.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">Deltagerne bor i telt i to skarpt adskilte strandlejre nord for Blodhavn. Til selve kopulationen anvendes nogle i hast ryddede sengestuer p\u00e5\u00a0oldingehjemmet\u00a0og <a title=\"For\u00e5rsamputation og effektive nye proteser\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=735\">husmandshospitalet<\/a> i Klamhuse.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Parringslejr02b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1440\" alt=\"Parringslejr02b\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Parringslejr02b.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"294\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Parringslejr02b.jpg 400w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Parringslejr02b-300x220.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">&#8211; Jeg st\u00f8tter disse aktiviteter med r\u00e5d og d\u00e5d, herunder selvf\u00f8lgelig is\u00e6r talrige stimulerende og <a title=\"Nye lussingtyper skal genrejse nordvestjysk hum\u00f8r og produktivitet\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1265\">tilrettevisende lussinger<\/a>, udtaler\u00a0turistsagens\u00a0mange\u00e5rige f\u00f8rstemand, redakt\u00f8r Louis B. Knockel.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/parringslejr03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1441\" alt=\"parringslejr03\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/parringslejr03.jpg\" width=\"529\" height=\"342\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/parringslejr03.jpg 529w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/parringslejr03-300x193.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1rem; line-height: 1.714285714;\">Parringslejrens endem\u00e5l er om nogle \u00e5r at f\u00e5 Blodhavn Storbadehotel genrejst i dets oprindelige pragtskikkelse. Al turistkopulation vil derefter blive henvist til sovesalene i det fremtidige vandk\u00f8lede hotel.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Parringslejr05.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1442\" alt=\"Parringslejr05\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Parringslejr05.jpg\" width=\"487\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Parringslejr05.jpg 487w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Parringslejr05-300x184.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h1><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">SE OGS\u00c5:<\/span><\/h1>\n<p><a title=\"Br\u00e6ndte oldinge og specialvehikler til kamp mod indstr\u00f8mmende turistp\u00f8bel\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=852\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-862\" alt=\"HenvTURISTP\u00d8BELEN\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvTURISTP\u00d8BELEN.png\" width=\"625\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvTURISTP\u00d8BELEN.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvTURISTP\u00d8BELEN-300x111.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvTURISTP\u00d8BELEN-624x231.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jubelreportage: Crass B\u00f8rsting Foto: Aisha Peckelr\u00fcbe m.fl. En af \u00e5rets turistm\u00e6ssige nyskabelser kan nu erkl\u00e6res for en sikker succes: Tusinder af parringslystne fremmede er i de seneste dage og timer str\u00f8mmet til\u00a0Blodhavn Nordstrand, hvor de under stram kontrol og d\u00f8gnoverv\u00e5gning kan deltage i\u00a0gebyrp\u00e5lagt kopulation. Hovedparten af de kvindelige deltager kommer fra Holstebro og andre steder, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,123,97,4,5,6,87],"tags":[15,22,327,326],"class_list":["post-1436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-idraet","category-kultur","category-lussinger-2","category-masturbation","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-turisme","tag-disciplin","tag-knockel","tag-lejr","tag-parring"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1436"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1447,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436\/revisions\/1447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}