{"id":1395,"date":"2013-07-17T14:46:13","date_gmt":"2013-07-17T13:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1395"},"modified":"2013-07-17T17:21:39","modified_gmt":"2013-07-17T16:21:39","slug":"ungdommens-kilde-fundet-i-taevehunds-mundtoj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1395","title":{"rendered":"Ungdommens kilde fundet i t\u00e6vehunds mundt\u00f8j"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-77\" alt=\"HalunkLOGO\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"141\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg 350w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO-300x120.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">Enkefru Gondola Fedtskaarpe har gjort en banebrydende opdagelse i den fedtskaarpske aristokratvilla\u00a0<\/span>under pekingesert\u00e6ven Bertalines ugentlige tandrensning. Den st\u00e6rkt savlende hund viser sig at v\u00e6re\u00a0ungdommens kilde. Mundvandet fra sk\u00f8dehunden har en foryngende effekt p\u00e5 den menneskelige\u00a0organisme efter indtagelse.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/peking01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1397\" alt=\"peking01\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/peking01.jpg\" width=\"459\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/peking01.jpg 459w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/peking01-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">&#8211; Jeg kan garantere for, at kosmetiske operationer vil v\u00e6re un\u00f8dvendige i fremtiden, udtaler fru Gondola\u00a0<\/span>Fedtskaarpe, der i l\u00f8bet af f\u00e5 d\u00f8gn har forvandlet sig fra indsunket olding til eftertragtet ungpige.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/peking02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1398\" alt=\"peking02\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/peking02.jpg\" width=\"462\" height=\"327\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/peking02.jpg 462w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/peking02-300x212.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">Hr. Swulbert Dyng, den 127-\u00e5rige pensionerede penisforl\u00e6nger, pr\u00f8vesmagte vidundermidlet for to dage\u00a0<\/span>siden. Resultatet er magel\u00f8st. Nu ligner og geb\u00e6rder han sig som en mand p\u00e5 120 \u00e5r.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">Fru Fedtskaarpe s\u00e6lger med sagkyndig assistance mirakelmiksturen i flasker a 70 cl. fra sin garage. Foryngelseseliksiren har en\u00a0<\/span>gennemsigtig skummende fremtoning samt en fyldig og rund smag af kippers. Indvirkningen finder sted\u00a0blot fire timer efter konsum.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Peking03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1399\" alt=\"Peking03\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Peking03.jpg\" width=\"414\" height=\"386\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Peking03.jpg 414w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Peking03-300x279.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 414px) 100vw, 414px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">Indtil videre er der kun 110 flasker p\u00e5 lager, men der forventes at blive tappet mere i l\u00f8bet af \u00e5ret. T<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">\u00e6vehunden risikerer at blive t\u00f8r i mundt\u00f8j og hals, hvis der drives rovdrift. Kr\u00e6et vil derfor\u00a0<\/span>kun blive tappet \u00e9n gang om m\u00e5neden.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">Doktor Orla Hump kan se fordele i vidundermidlet, men vil alligevel advare de kommende forbrugere:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">&#8211; Eliksiren er fabelagtig, ingen tvivl om det. N\u00e5r det s\u00e5 er sagt, m\u00e5 vi alle v\u00e6re p\u00e5passelige med\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">produktet. Vi s\u00e5 jo alle hvordan det gik hr. Gibbernak i torsdags. Han sidder i tremmeseng nu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Showbusiness-tragedie: Bugtaler og dukke afbryder samarbejdet\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1158\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1163\" alt=\"HenvHalunkBUGTALER\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkBUGTALER.png\" width=\"625\" height=\"203\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkBUGTALER.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkBUGTALER-300x97.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkBUGTALER-624x202.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Enkefru Gondola Fedtskaarpe har gjort en banebrydende opdagelse i den fedtskaarpske aristokratvilla\u00a0under pekingesert\u00e6ven Bertalines ugentlige tandrensning. Den st\u00e6rkt savlende hund viser sig at v\u00e6re\u00a0ungdommens kilde. Mundvandet fra sk\u00f8dehunden har en foryngende effekt p\u00e5 den menneskelige\u00a0organisme efter indtagelse. &#8211; Jeg kan garantere for, at kosmetiske operationer vil v\u00e6re un\u00f8dvendige i fremtiden, udtaler fru Gondola\u00a0Fedtskaarpe, der i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,163,20,44,75,32,46,6,7],"tags":[36,320,318,319],"class_list":["post-1395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-bolig","category-husdyr","category-lokalpolitik","category-moderne-teknik","category-nidding-halunk","category-oldinge","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-halunk","tag-mundvand","tag-pekingeser","tag-ungdomskilde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1395"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1404,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395\/revisions\/1404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}