{"id":1265,"date":"2013-06-21T10:21:24","date_gmt":"2013-06-21T09:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1265"},"modified":"2025-01-12T11:09:45","modified_gmt":"2025-01-12T10:09:45","slug":"nye-lussingtyper-skal-genrejse-nordvestjysk-humor-og-produktivitet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1265","title":{"rendered":"Nye lussingtyper genrejser hum\u00f8r og produktivitet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Kampagnestartreportage: Crass B\u00f8rsting<\/em><br>\n<em>Foto: Vulva Padborg m.fl.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En omfattende fornyelse af det <a title=\"Husmandssanger modtager 2411 lussinger\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=748\">folkelige&nbsp;lussingarbejde<\/a> skal i l\u00f8bet af i \u00e5r genrejse den sunde&nbsp;disciplin og arbejdsgl\u00e6de, som gennem generationer har&nbsp;b\u00e5ret nordvestjysk folkeliv oppe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En sagkyndig komit\u00e9 under ledelse af redakt\u00f8r Louis B. Knockel&nbsp;har udviklet en r\u00e6kke nye lussingtyper, som vil blive taget i brug&nbsp;i massivt omfang overalt p\u00e5 egnen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ballonlussing.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"508\" height=\"316\" src=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ballonlussing.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13125\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ballonlussing.jpg 508w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ballonlussing-300x187.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Den mest opsigtsv\u00e6kkende nyskabelse bliver de <a title=\"Akustisk kontrol med al strandsexualitet\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=239\">akustisk&nbsp;berigede<\/a> ballonlussinger. Disse kr\u00e6ver, at lussanten fylder&nbsp;kindbakkerne ud med oppustede balloner. Ved kraftig og pr\u00e6cis&nbsp;lussering eksploderer disse og for\u00e5rsager en markant knaldeffekt,&nbsp;som ellers kun kan opn\u00e5s med sortkrudt eller andet eksplosivt&nbsp;materiale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ballonluss01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"456\" height=\"321\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ballonluss01.jpg\" alt=\"Ballonluss01\" class=\"wp-image-1268\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ballonluss01.jpg 456w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ballonluss01-300x211.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Store og kostbare lussingmaskiner har gennem flere \u00e5r bidraget&nbsp;til opretholdelse af disciplin og arbejdsgl\u00e6de i hjemsognene. Nu&nbsp;suppleres disse centrale anl\u00e6g af et lille, manuelt fremdrevet sm\u00e6kv\u00e6rk, udviklet af opfinderen, fhv. letm\u00e6lkskusk&nbsp;Ruben Breks, Vester Usseldrup. Dette ukomplicerede apparat&nbsp;i lommest\u00f8rrelse kan levere op til 25 lussinger i minuttet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Anvendt korrekt er apparatet helt ufarligt. De enkelte skader, der m\u00e5tte <a title=\"For\u00e5rsamputation og effektive nye proteser\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=735\">hospitalsbehandles<\/a> i fors\u00f8gsperioden, kan og skal man se bort fra, udtaler Louis B. Knockel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ballonluss03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"465\" height=\"347\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ballonluss03.jpg\" alt=\"Ballonluss03\" class=\"wp-image-1269\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ballonluss03.jpg 465w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Ballonluss03-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 465px) 100vw, 465px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\"><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">Den forest\u00e5ende kampagne er approberet af Nordvestjyske&nbsp;<\/span>Landproletarers Fritidslussingforbund og vil blive koordineret&nbsp;med indsatsen for at genrejse den lokale <a title=\"Husdyr l\u00e6rer atter at lystre\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=59\">husdyrmoral<\/a> med&nbsp;skrappe disciplin\u00e6re midler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SE OGS\u00c5:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=76\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"625\" height=\"232\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkEKSPLOSIONSLUSS.png\" alt=\"HenvHalunkEKSPLOSIONSLUSS\" class=\"wp-image-288\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkEKSPLOSIONSLUSS.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkEKSPLOSIONSLUSS-300x111.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkEKSPLOSIONSLUSS-624x231.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kampagnestartreportage: Crass B\u00f8rsting Foto: Vulva Padborg m.fl. En omfattende fornyelse af det folkelige&nbsp;lussingarbejde skal i l\u00f8bet af i \u00e5r genrejse den sunde&nbsp;disciplin og arbejdsgl\u00e6de, som gennem generationer har&nbsp;b\u00e5ret nordvestjysk folkeliv oppe. En sagkyndig komit\u00e9 under ledelse af redakt\u00f8r Louis B. Knockel&nbsp;har udviklet en r\u00e6kke nye lussingtyper, som vil blive taget i brug&nbsp;i massivt omfang overalt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,20,123,44,4,75,6,7,87],"tags":[15,22,294,295,296,297],"class_list":["post-1265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-husdyr","category-idraet","category-lokalpolitik","category-lussinger-2","category-moderne-teknik","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","category-turisme","tag-disciplin","tag-knockel","tag-lussing","tag-lussingmaskine","tag-moral","tag-nordvestjylland"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1265"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13126,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1265\/revisions\/13126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}