{"id":12379,"date":"2024-03-04T11:45:25","date_gmt":"2024-03-04T10:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12379"},"modified":"2024-03-10T12:32:37","modified_gmt":"2024-03-10T11:32:37","slug":"det-store-balancenummer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12379","title":{"rendered":"Det store balancenummer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Afsnitslogo07.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"363\" height=\"176\" src=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Afsnitslogo07.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12380\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Afsnitslogo07.jpg 363w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Afsnitslogo07-300x145.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 363px) 100vw, 363px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Attachemappen med de modbydelige underbukser stod l\u00e6net op ad havebordet med de tomme snapseflasker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201dHvem er du?\u201d sagde dv\u00e6rgen og stirrede p\u00e5 mig, da jeg tr\u00e5dte direkte ind i cirkuslejren i min forkl\u00e6dning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201dJeg er den nye trapez-praktikant, Luki-Muki,\u201d sagde jeg h\u00f8jt s\u00e5 alle kunne h\u00f8re mig. \u201dKan I ikke huske mig? Jeg har v\u00e6ret her hele tiden? Jeg var bare ude og vride karkluden.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201dUndskyld, Luki-Muki,\u201d svarede dv\u00e6rgen. \u201dJeg har vist drukket for meget snabelvand.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201dHey, praktikant!\u201d r\u00e5bte et slangemenneske. \u201dDet er dit job at rydde af bordet. Der er faktisk nogen der skal i gang med at fremf\u00f8re et masturbationstrick i strakt arm. Det er jo ikke til at v\u00e6re der for tomme flasker.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/afs-7-Luki-Muki_forklaedning.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"430\" height=\"430\" src=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/afs-7-Luki-Muki_forklaedning.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12382\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/afs-7-Luki-Muki_forklaedning.jpeg 430w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/afs-7-Luki-Muki_forklaedning-300x300.jpeg 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/afs-7-Luki-Muki_forklaedning-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 430px) 100vw, 430px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201dJavel!\u201d Jeg gjorde honn\u00f8r og bev\u00e6gede mig gennem den besk\u00e6nkede cirkusflok. Det kunne ikke passe bedre ind i min plan. Jeg greb mappen og holdt den som en bakke som jeg satte de tomme snapseflakser ovenp\u00e5. Straks hoppede slangemennesket op p\u00e5 bordet og opm\u00e6rksomheden var p\u00e5 ham.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg listede v\u00e6k fra Vammelmoses cirkuslejr med flaskerne balancerende p\u00e5 mappen. Hvis de v\u00e6ltede ville opm\u00e6rksomheden blive rettet mod min person.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201dHOV VENT,\u201d kaldte sprechtallmeister P\u00f8lle. \u201dHvor er mappen?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alle rettede blikket mod mig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201dLuki-Muki har taget den! Dr\u00e6b ham!\u201d<br><br><strong><em>Sp\u00e6ndingen er steget til det uudholdelige, og her kommer <a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12398\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12398\">afsnit 8!<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>VAMMELMOSE AFSNIT <a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12300\">1<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12310\">2<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12318\">3<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12327\">4<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12343\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12343\">5<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12363\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12363\">6<\/a> 7 <a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12398\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12398\">8<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=12417\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"12417\">9<\/a><\/strong><br><br>Retur til <a href=\"https:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"8777\">avisens forside<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Attachemappen med de modbydelige underbukser stod l\u00e6net op ad havebordet med de tomme snapseflasker. \u201dHvem er du?\u201d sagde dv\u00e6rgen og stirrede p\u00e5 mig, da jeg tr\u00e5dte direkte ind i cirkuslejren i min forkl\u00e6dning. \u201dJeg er den nye trapez-praktikant, Luki-Muki,\u201d sagde jeg h\u00f8jt s\u00e5 alle kunne h\u00f8re mig. \u201dKan I ikke huske mig? Jeg har v\u00e6ret [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,6,7,1],"tags":[1512,186,1213],"class_list":["post-12379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nidding-halunk","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","category-uncategorized","tag-balancenummer","tag-drama","tag-vammelmose"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12379"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12437,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12379\/revisions\/12437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}