{"id":1218,"date":"2013-06-15T09:38:06","date_gmt":"2013-06-15T08:38:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1218"},"modified":"2013-06-15T09:38:06","modified_gmt":"2013-06-15T08:38:06","slug":"borgervaebningen-opruster-toptraenet-myggesvaerm-mod-anmassende-turister","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=1218","title":{"rendered":"Borgerv\u00e6bningen opruster: Toptr\u00e6net myggesv\u00e6rm mod anmassende turister"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-77\" alt=\"HalunkLOGO\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"141\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO.jpg 350w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HalunkLOGO-300x120.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Myggedisciplinen har n\u00e5et en revolutionerende fase. Det er nu blevet muligt at anvende de sm\u00e5 blodsugere til bek\u00e6mpelse af turister, hvis ophold har varet alt for l\u00e6nge.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\"><a title=\"Over 400 ledige job i husdyrbranchen\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=438\">Dyrevennen<\/a> og borgerv\u00e6bningsofficeren Cl\u00e6ppert Hale har personligt tr\u00e6net og disciplineret de i alt 1000\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">myg, der er blevet stillet til r\u00e5dighed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Turistmyg01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1219\" alt=\"Turistmyg01\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Turistmyg01.jpg\" width=\"398\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Turistmyg01.jpg 398w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Turistmyg01-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 398px) 100vw, 398px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Insekth\u00e6ren er op\u00f8vet i udelukkende at angribe turister. Myggene flyver m\u00e5lrettede rundt i terr\u00e6net efter\u00a0<span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">bytte. M\u00f8der de almene borgere, styrer de udenom, men ser de en turist, g\u00e5r de straks i offensiven.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">Inden de turistfjendske myg slippes ud i det fri, tirres de og fodres ikke flere timer f\u00f8r aktionen. P\u00e5 denne\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">m\u00e5de bliver kr\u00e6ene mere blodt\u00f8rstige og ubehagelige.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Turistmyg02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1220\" alt=\"Turistmyg02\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Turistmyg02.jpg\" width=\"478\" height=\"294\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Turistmyg02.jpg 478w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Turistmyg02-300x184.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 478px) 100vw, 478px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">&#8211; Visse turister tror, deres ferieophold i sognet er for sjov, men dette er alvor, udtaler hr. Hale bistert o<\/span>g forts\u00e6tte:, &#8211; Til en orientering tages det nye v\u00e5ben kun i brug i n\u00f8dsituationer, hvor de <a title=\"Br\u00e6ndte oldinge og specialvehikler til kamp mod indstr\u00f8mmende turistp\u00f8bel\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=852\">mekaniske\u00a0hj\u00e6lpemidler<\/a> eller de mange frivillige <a title=\"Selvt\u00e6gtsmand i rustning h\u00e5ndh\u00e6ver turistdisciplinen\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=498\">selvt\u00e6gtsm\u00e6nd<\/a> skulle svigte. De bevingede stikkere fungerer som\u00a0Plan B.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Turistmyg03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1221\" alt=\"Turistmyg03\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Turistmyg03.jpg\" width=\"359\" height=\"242\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Turistmyg03.jpg 359w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Turistmyg03-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 359px) 100vw, 359px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">I morges ved daggry afpr\u00f8vede borgerv\u00e6bningen myggeh\u00e6ren p\u00e5 nogle svenske campister, der havde s<\/span>l\u00e5et sig ned p\u00e5 Klamhuse Hede. Efter angrebet var turisterne chokerede, opsvulmede og p\u00e5 vej hjem i en\u00a0ruf.<\/p>\n<p>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Selvt\u00e6gtsmand i rustning h\u00e5ndh\u00e6ver turistdisciplinen\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=498\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-503\" alt=\"HenvHalunkRUSTNING\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkRUSTNING.png\" width=\"625\" height=\"205\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkRUSTNING.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkRUSTNING-300x98.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkRUSTNING-624x204.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Myggedisciplinen har n\u00e5et en revolutionerende fase. Det er nu blevet muligt at anvende de sm\u00e5 blodsugere til bek\u00e6mpelse af turister, hvis ophold har varet alt for l\u00e6nge. Dyrevennen og borgerv\u00e6bningsofficeren Cl\u00e6ppert Hale har personligt tr\u00e6net og disciplineret de i alt 1000\u00a0myg, der er blevet stillet til r\u00e5dighed. Insekth\u00e6ren er op\u00f8vet i udelukkende at angribe turister. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,20,32,6,7,87],"tags":[289,288,287,35],"class_list":["post-1218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-husdyr","category-nidding-halunk","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","category-turisme","tag-bekaempelse","tag-borgervaebning","tag-myg","tag-turister"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1222,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1218\/revisions\/1222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}