{"id":11306,"date":"2022-11-25T16:39:25","date_gmt":"2022-11-25T15:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11306"},"modified":"2022-12-01T20:44:57","modified_gmt":"2022-12-01T19:44:57","slug":"med-fede-niels-til-julefest-224","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11306","title":{"rendered":"Til julefest med Fede-Niels 2:24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11362\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11362\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx.jpg\" alt=\"FedeNjulxx\" width=\"597\" height=\"131\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx.jpg 597w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx-300x66.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h3>2. december 2026<\/h3>\n<p>I et skummelt lokale p\u00e5 en hemmelig adresse, sad en forsamling af udspekulerede individer ved et langbord d\u00e6kket op med stegt, kogt og grillet k\u00f8d. De fire personer drak champagne, produceret i Holstebro, mens de m\u00e6skede sig i l\u00e6kkerierne.<\/p>\n<p>I ny og n\u00e6 r\u00e6bede de veltilfredse og store saftige k\u00f8dprutter forlod deres skurkagtige tarmkanaler og dr\u00f8nede ud i silkeunderbukserne.<\/p>\n<p>Den store bagmand for bordenden grinede hysterisk.<\/p>\n<p>\u201d\u00c6rede venner. Vores plan er n\u00e6sten fuldbragt,\u201d sagde han med et stort tandsmil: \u201dAlt k\u00f8det i n\u00e6romr\u00e5det er fjernet fra husstandene og bragt ud til denne lagerhal. Det samme g\u00e6lder alle de fl\u00e6ske- og andestege som familierne skulle have haft til jul. Denne jul vil ingen komme til at glemme. Ingen kan stoppe os. Ingen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dSk\u00e5l for os. Sk\u00e5l for Plantebanden!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hvem er Plantebandens medlemmer? Vil lokalsamfundet bryde sammen nu hvor alt k\u00f8d er forsvundet? Kan Fede-Niels n\u00e5 at stoppe dem i tide? F\u00f8lg med i n\u00e6ste afsnit!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11308\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11304\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a><br \/>\nRetur til\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2. december 2026 I et skummelt lokale p\u00e5 en hemmelig adresse, sad en forsamling af udspekulerede individer ved et langbord d\u00e6kket op med stegt, kogt og grillet k\u00f8d. De fire personer drak champagne, produceret i Holstebro, mens de m\u00e6skede sig i l\u00e6kkerierne. I ny og n\u00e6 r\u00e6bede de veltilfredse og store saftige k\u00f8dprutter forlod deres [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[461,32,6],"tags":[1397,378],"class_list":["post-11306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forsvar","category-nidding-halunk","category-presserende-lokalnyt","tag-fede-niels","tag-julekalender"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11306"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11408,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11306\/revisions\/11408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}