{"id":11290,"date":"2022-11-25T16:37:52","date_gmt":"2022-11-25T15:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11290"},"modified":"2022-12-09T20:52:07","modified_gmt":"2022-12-09T19:52:07","slug":"med-fede-niels-til-julefest-1024","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11290","title":{"rendered":"Til julefest med Fede-Niels 10:24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11362\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11362\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx.jpg\" alt=\"FedeNjulxx\" width=\"597\" height=\"131\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx.jpg 597w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx-300x66.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h3>10. december 2026<\/h3>\n<p>\u201dHvad helvede er der nu galt?!\u201d hylede <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11298\">Franko Zwiebelk\u00e4se<\/a> fra sin l\u00e6nestol idet str\u00f8mmen i huset gik.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dDe slukker for str\u00f8mmen i hele Danmark de n\u00e6ste tre-fire dage. Sig mig, f\u00f8lger du ikke med, skattemand?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dHvorfor helvede slukker de for str\u00f8mmen?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dDet er vist nok p\u00e5 grund af krigen,\u201d svarede Bebba.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dHvilken krig?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dJa, den d\u00e9r krig p\u00e5 den anden side af jorden. Den der ikke vedr\u00f8rer os.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dJamen, hvorfor fanden er det s\u00e5 min l\u00e6selampe der skal slukkes?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dDet ved jeg ikke. Spis nu en b\u00f8nneb\u00f8f mere.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dDet er sgu da bare s\u00e5 du selv slipper for den. Jeg har luret dig, Bebba!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dVil du i det mindste spise resten af \u00e6rtet\u00e6rten, s\u00e5 b\u00f8rnene slipper? T\u00e6nk dog p\u00e5 b\u00f8rnene.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dJeg g\u00e5r i seng!\u201d hylede Franko.<\/p>\n<p>Men f\u00f8rst skulle han p\u00e5 das. Diarr\u00e9\u00a0havde igen meldt sin ankomst. Denne gang br\u00e6ndte det endnu mere og et sekund lettede han fra br\u00e6ttet og bankede hovedet i loftet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dVerdammt!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hvordan vil borgerne klare sig uden str\u00f8m de n\u00e6ste tre dage? Vil vi nogensinde se mere til Fede-Niels?\u00a0F\u00f8lg med i n\u00e6ste afsnit!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11292\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11288\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a><br \/>\nRetur til\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10. december 2026 \u201dHvad helvede er der nu galt?!\u201d hylede Franko Zwiebelk\u00e4se fra sin l\u00e6nestol idet str\u00f8mmen i huset gik. \u201dDe slukker for str\u00f8mmen i hele Danmark de n\u00e6ste tre-fire dage. Sig mig, f\u00f8lger du ikke med, skattemand?\u201d \u201dHvorfor helvede slukker de for str\u00f8mmen?\u201d \u201dDet er vist nok p\u00e5 grund af krigen,\u201d svarede Bebba. \u201dHvilken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,472,1427,32,7],"tags":[1438,187,1397],"class_list":["post-11290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brunvare","category-gastronomi","category-julekalender-2022","category-nidding-halunk","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-boenneboef","tag-familie","tag-fede-niels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11290"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11443,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11290\/revisions\/11443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}