{"id":11288,"date":"2022-11-25T16:37:38","date_gmt":"2022-11-25T15:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11288"},"modified":"2022-12-10T19:40:48","modified_gmt":"2022-12-10T18:40:48","slug":"med-fede-niels-til-julefest-1124","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11288","title":{"rendered":"Til julefest med Fede-Niels 11:24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11362\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11362\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx.jpg\" alt=\"FedeNjulxx\" width=\"597\" height=\"131\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx.jpg 597w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/FedeNjulxx-300x66.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h3>11. december 2026<\/h3>\n<p>Efter at have ligget og drukket kattem\u00e6lk siden 9. december, var Fede-Niels endelig kampklar til at forts\u00e6tte sin revolution mod den k\u00f8dfri jul og Plantebanden.<\/p>\n<p>Han rejste sig med et gedigent m\u00e6lkesk\u00e6g og sp\u00e6ndte muskler. Der var kun \u00e9n mulighed. Han m\u00e5tte g\u00e5 til lokalpressen og fort\u00e6lle om det han havde set og h\u00f8rt. Louis B. Knockel var den rette mand at g\u00e5 til.<\/p>\n<p>I en papkasse fandt Niels et aflagt s\u00e6t joggingt\u00f8j, som en hjeml\u00f8s havde efterladt. Det var i st\u00f8rrelse 4XL, s\u00e5\u00a0det strammede til, men det gik.<\/p>\n<p>Katten redte hans h\u00e5r med den ru tunge og sendte ham af sted for at stoppe skurkene.<\/p>\n<p>Han k\u00e6mpede sig hele vejen hen til Bladhuset, men bygningen var m\u00f8rklagt og tom.<\/p>\n<p><em>Lukket grundet str\u00f8msvigt. Vi er tilbage d. 14 december, <\/em>stod der p\u00e5 den fr\u00f8nnede port.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dLort i nakken,\u201d jamrede Niels og s\u00e5 sig desperat omkring. Hvor var det nu hr. Knockel boede privat? Han fortsatte gennem byen mens snestormen steg i styrke. Snart var han faret vild.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Er de h\u00f8jere magter imod Fede-Niels? Vil han finde vej gennem snestormen eller vil han ende som en fed, frossen ispind?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>F\u00f8lg med i n\u00e6ste afsnit!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11290\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11286\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a><br \/>\nRetur til\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>11. december 2026 Efter at have ligget og drukket kattem\u00e6lk siden 9. december, var Fede-Niels endelig kampklar til at forts\u00e6tte sin revolution mod den k\u00f8dfri jul og Plantebanden. Han rejste sig med et gedigent m\u00e6lkesk\u00e6g og sp\u00e6ndte muskler. Der var kun \u00e9n mulighed. Han m\u00e5tte g\u00e5 til lokalpressen og fort\u00e6lle om det han havde set [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,1427,32,7],"tags":[1397,1439,1440],"class_list":["post-11288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-husdyr","category-julekalender-2022","category-nidding-halunk","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-fede-niels","tag-kattemaelk","tag-snestorm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11288"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11447,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11288\/revisions\/11447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}