{"id":11231,"date":"2022-11-07T11:05:32","date_gmt":"2022-11-07T10:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11231"},"modified":"2022-11-07T11:05:32","modified_gmt":"2022-11-07T10:05:32","slug":"affoeringsaktivist-driver-holstebro-veganere-paa-flugt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11231","title":{"rendered":"Aff\u00f8ringsaktivist driver Holstebro-veganere p\u00e5 flugt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=8925\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11164\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11164\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Crass-B\u00f8rsting-LOGO.png\" alt=\"Crass B\u00f8rsting LOGO\" width=\"428\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Crass-B\u00f8rsting-LOGO.png 428w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Crass-B\u00f8rsting-LOGO-300x171.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 428px) 100vw, 428px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Den kendte<\/strong> og i vide nordvestjyske kredse respekterede aff\u00f8ringsaktivist, hr. Bruno von Bittermann, Blodh\u00f8j, f\u00f8jede i g\u00e5r en ny bedrift til sin lange resultatliste, da han fordrev en st\u00f8rre forsamling af veganere fra <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=4224\">Blodhavn Nordstrand<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>De p\u00e5g\u00e6ldende tilh\u00f8rte<\/strong> s\u00e5 vidt vides alle Holstebroegnens Veganersamfund, og de var p\u00e5 en organiseret udflugt til stranden, hvor de ville indsamle tang, som skulle fort\u00e6res i r\u00e5 tilstand sammen med medbragt proviant. Storsognets myndigheder var ikke varslet, og selskabet k\u00f8bte ikke <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9281\">lokale f\u00f8devarer<\/a> eller andre forsyninger til arrangementet.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Gr\u00f8nsagsturister.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11233\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11233\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Gr\u00f8nsagsturister.jpg\" alt=\"Gr\u00f8nsagsturister\" width=\"490\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Gr\u00f8nsagsturister.jpg 490w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Gr\u00f8nsagsturister-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Det er fandme<\/strong> for galt!&#8221; erkl\u00e6rede hr. von Bittermann og iv\u00e6rksatte derefter en af sine spektakul\u00e6re straffeaktioner, idet han foretog en ballonopstigning, medbringende en balje svinegylle og\u00a0adskillige spande omr\u00f8rte, bl\u00f8dgjorte <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=6189\">humanf\u00e6kalier<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Med kyndig h\u00e5nd<\/strong> styrede han ballonen hen over\u00a0den uforberedte menneskem\u00e6ngde, og nu regnede det med aff\u00f8ring over store og sm\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Tarmgasballon.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11234\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11234\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Tarmgasballon.jpg\" alt=\"Tarmgasballon\" width=\"495\" height=\"377\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Tarmgasballon.jpg 495w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Tarmgasballon-300x228.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hyl og skrig<\/strong> var reaktionen, og snart s\u00e5 man de forvildede <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10721\">holstebroere<\/a> p\u00e5 flugt tilbage mod deres\u00a0udflugtsbusser.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Det kan<\/strong> <strong>vel l\u00e6re dem<\/strong>, at Blodhavn Nordstrand er forbeholdt lokale aktiviteter,&#8221; erkl\u00e6rede hr. von Bittermann, da aktionen var overst\u00e5et, og de efterladte Holstebro-ejendele (herunder bekl\u00e6dningsgenstande\u00a0og kurve med vegansk foder)\u00a0blev\u00a0skovlet sammen til et b\u00e5l p\u00e5 stranden.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Bittermann.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11235\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11235\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Bittermann.jpg\" alt=\"Bittermann\" width=\"452\" height=\"514\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Bittermann.jpg 452w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Bittermann-264x300.jpg 264w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Venner og beundrere<\/strong> af aff\u00f8ringsaktivisten var str\u00f8mmet til, og der blev ristet p\u00f8lser og\u00a0sk\u00e5let i\u00a0skummende <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3913\">gul hestepilsner<\/a>. Louis B. Knockel holdt en kortfattet sejrs- og hyldesttale, og han lovede p\u00e5 egne og hele landsdelens vegne, at Bruno von Bittermanns aktivisme fortsat vil blive kraftigt underst\u00f8ttet.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SE OGS\u00c5:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9499\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9504\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9504\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkBRUNK-KAOS.png\" alt=\"HenvHalunkBRUNK KAOS\" width=\"625\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkBRUNK-KAOS.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkBRUNK-KAOS-300x114.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/HenvHalunkBRUNK-KAOS-624x237.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Retur til <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Den kendte og i vide nordvestjyske kredse respekterede aff\u00f8ringsaktivist, hr. Bruno von Bittermann, Blodh\u00f8j, f\u00f8jede i g\u00e5r en ny bedrift til sin lange resultatliste, da han fordrev en st\u00f8rre forsamling af veganere fra Blodhavn Nordstrand. De p\u00e5g\u00e6ldende tilh\u00f8rte s\u00e5 vidt vides alle Holstebroegnens Veganersamfund, og de var p\u00e5 en organiseret udflugt til stranden, hvor de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,461,472,6,7],"tags":[965,1421,497,1422,243,1108],"class_list":["post-11231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brunvare","category-forsvar","category-gastronomi","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-affoering","tag-aktivist","tag-ballon","tag-gylle","tag-straf","tag-veganere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11231"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11236,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11231\/revisions\/11236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}