{"id":11,"date":"2013-01-31T09:17:53","date_gmt":"2013-01-31T09:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.wordpress.com\/?p=4"},"modified":"2013-05-21T14:27:46","modified_gmt":"2013-05-21T13:27:46","slug":"bladhus-meldt-klar-til-indflytning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"Bladhus meldt klar til indflytning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Hundreder af ranke<\/strong>, taktfast syngende h\u00e5ndv\u00e6rkere forlod i morges kl. 05.47 deres arbejdsplads gennem de seneste to m\u00e5neder, og dermed kunne Det Knockelske Bladhus omsider igen tages i brug.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5\" alt=\"Bladhus\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/bladhus.jpg?w=300\" width=\"300\" height=\"166\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"OM AVISEN\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?page_id=896\"><strong>Louis B. Knockel<\/strong><\/a> havde taget opstilling ved porten mod Stationsvej, hvor hver eneste h\u00e5ndv\u00e6rker blev hilst og honoreret med tre raske spidslussinger over venstre kind, derp\u00e5 en sm\u00e6ldende h\u00f8jresidig fladh\u00e5ndslussing.<\/p>\n<p><strong style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">Indflytning<\/strong><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\"> er p\u00e5begyndt. Redakt\u00f8rkontor med f\u00e6kaliedepot placeres p\u00e5 11. etage, og p\u00e5 tagterrassen l\u00e6gges en cindersbelagt udspringsbane til selvmordsform\u00e5l. Styrtlatriner og masturbationsstativer af n\u00e6sten rustfrit st\u00e5l flankerer p\u00e5 alle etager trappeskakterne.<\/span><br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><br \/>\nSE OGS\u00c5:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Teknisk avisledelse p\u00e5 h\u00f8jeste niveau\" href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=141\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-891\" alt=\"HenvST\u00dcRWOLTREDDERAVISEN\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/HenvST\u00dcRWOLTREDDERAVISEN.png\" width=\"625\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/HenvST\u00dcRWOLTREDDERAVISEN.png 625w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/HenvST\u00dcRWOLTREDDERAVISEN-300x112.png 300w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/HenvST\u00dcRWOLTREDDERAVISEN-624x234.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hundreder af ranke, taktfast syngende h\u00e5ndv\u00e6rkere forlod i morges kl. 05.47 deres arbejdsplads gennem de seneste to m\u00e5neder, og dermed kunne Det Knockelske Bladhus omsider igen tages i brug. Louis B. Knockel havde taget opstilling ved porten mod Stationsvej, hvor hver eneste h\u00e5ndv\u00e6rker blev hilst og honoreret med tre raske spidslussinger over venstre kind, derp\u00e5 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[9,18,22,25,26],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","tag-bladhus","tag-faekalier","tag-knockel","tag-latrin","tag-lussinger"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":956,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}