{"id":10335,"date":"2021-11-23T10:38:11","date_gmt":"2021-11-23T09:38:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10335"},"modified":"2021-12-03T18:56:31","modified_gmt":"2021-12-03T17:56:31","slug":"landsbytossens-gyldne-kazoo-325","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10335","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 3: Vor ven, asylanten Aputsaq"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Wolle-logo-03.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10336\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10336\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Wolle-logo-03.png\" alt=\"Gyldne kazoo Wolle logo 03\" width=\"516\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Wolle-logo-03.png 516w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Wolle-logo-03-300x111.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vi nominerer<\/strong> hermed Aputsaq\u00a0Jeremiasen,\u00a0succesrig migrant\u00a0i\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=5859\">Gustenhuse<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Aputsaq\u00a0var tolk og\u00a0lokalt faktotum for Gustenhuse under den nylige belejring\u00a0af <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=8780\">Jan Mayen<\/a>,\u00a0og efter fjendtlighedernes oph\u00f8r\u00a0fik han asyl p\u00e5 vor nordvestjyske hjemegn.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/kalender-03.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10393\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10393\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/kalender-03.jpg\" alt=\"kalender 03\" width=\"474\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/kalender-03.jpg 474w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/kalender-03-300x256.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Han har siden ern\u00e6ret\u00a0sig som <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3865\">pizzabud<\/a>, idet hans hundesl\u00e6de\u00a0kan n\u00e5 frem til de mest isolerede egne af Nordvestjylland, inden mozzarellaen er blevet kold.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5vel i arbejds- som i fritiden\u00a0h\u00f8rer man\u00a0Aputsaq bl\u00e6se munter musik ud af en kazoo, men det er et ret ringe instrument af blegr\u00f8d plastic. Lad ham nu omsider f\u00e5 den fuldtonende gyldne kazoo, han har fortjent!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10338\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10332\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad\u00a0<\/a> \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\">Retur til avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vi nominerer hermed Aputsaq\u00a0Jeremiasen,\u00a0succesrig migrant\u00a0i\u00a0Gustenhuse. Aputsaq\u00a0var tolk og\u00a0lokalt faktotum for Gustenhuse under den nylige belejring\u00a0af Jan Mayen,\u00a0og efter fjendtlighedernes oph\u00f8r\u00a0fik han asyl p\u00e5 vor nordvestjyske hjemegn. Han har siden ern\u00e6ret\u00a0sig som pizzabud, idet hans hundesl\u00e6de\u00a0kan n\u00e5 frem til de mest isolerede egne af Nordvestjylland, inden mozzarellaen er blevet kold. S\u00e5vel i arbejds- som i fritiden\u00a0h\u00f8rer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1326,7],"tags":[1176],"class_list":["post-10335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-julekalender-2021","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-cavling-onsdagsgaard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10335"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10428,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10335\/revisions\/10428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}