{"id":10332,"date":"2021-11-23T10:37:46","date_gmt":"2021-11-23T09:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10332"},"modified":"2021-12-04T19:29:31","modified_gmt":"2021-12-04T18:29:31","slug":"landsbytossens-gyldne-kazoo-425","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10332","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 4: Sogner\u00e5dspolitiker J. Pungknockel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Gylla-logo-04.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10333\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10333\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Gylla-logo-04.png\" alt=\"Gyldne kazoo Gylla logo 04\" width=\"512\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Gylla-logo-04.png 512w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Gylla-logo-04-300x112.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tredje gang<\/strong> var (n\u00e6sten) lykkens gang for Jalbert Pungknockel. Han sttillede for tredje gang op til\u00a0 sogner\u00e5dsvalget, fik nu\u00a014 stemmer (mod 11 og 7 ved de to foreg\u00e5ende fors\u00f8g) og blev dermed r\u00e5dets f\u00f8rstesuppleant.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jalbert er uddannet<\/strong> i brunvarebranchen. Efter nogle ungdoms\u00e5r med <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=3854\">testikelproblemer<\/a>, som fandt en lykkelig amputationskirurgisk l\u00f8sning, blev han <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=392\">kalkunavler<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Jalbert-Pungknockel-Knockel-portr\u00e6t.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10424\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10424\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Jalbert-Pungknockel-Knockel-portr\u00e6t.jpg\" alt=\"Jalbert Pungknockel Knockel portr\u00e6t\" width=\"478\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Jalbert-Pungknockel-Knockel-portr\u00e6t.jpg 478w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Jalbert-Pungknockel-Knockel-portr\u00e6t-300x282.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 478px) 100vw, 478px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hans sognepolitiske triumf<\/strong> indeb\u00e6rer, at han\u00a0de n\u00e6ste fire \u00e5r skal v\u00e6re til stede ved alle m\u00f8der, dog uden tale- eller stemmeret. Desuden lave sogner\u00e5dskaffe, som er en sammenr\u00f8rt drik, alkoholprocent omkring 50, samt t\u00f8mme <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9528\">latrinspanden<\/a> og sortere dens indhold efter hvert m\u00f8de.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Varmt til lykke<\/strong> til Jalbert og p\u00e5 gensyn ved n\u00e6ste <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=6651\">sommerst\u00e6vne<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10335\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10329\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Retur til <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tredje gang var (n\u00e6sten) lykkens gang for Jalbert Pungknockel. Han sttillede for tredje gang op til\u00a0 sogner\u00e5dsvalget, fik nu\u00a014 stemmer (mod 11 og 7 ved de to foreg\u00e5ende fors\u00f8g) og blev dermed r\u00e5dets f\u00f8rstesuppleant. Jalbert er uddannet i brunvarebranchen. Efter nogle ungdoms\u00e5r med testikelproblemer, som fandt en lykkelig amputationskirurgisk l\u00f8sning, blev han kalkunavler. Hans sognepolitiske [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[460,20,1326,7],"tags":[1328,1329],"class_list":["post-10332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fest","category-husdyr","category-julekalender-2021","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-gylla-popp","tag-jalbert-pungknockel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10332"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10439,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10332\/revisions\/10439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}