{"id":10329,"date":"2021-11-23T10:37:16","date_gmt":"2021-11-23T09:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10329"},"modified":"2021-12-05T19:10:40","modified_gmt":"2021-12-05T18:10:40","slug":"landsbytossens-gyldne-kazoo-525","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10329","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 5: Manden, der t\u00e6nker f\u00e6kalier"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Gyldne<\/a><\/p>\n

Det lykkedes<\/strong> tidligere p\u00e5 \u00e5ret i al hemmelighed den paranormale\u00a0arbejdsgruppe “B\u00e6 og F\u00e6” (BOF) at frembringe fysisk brunvare,\u00a0alene ved anvendelse af tankens kraft.<\/p>\n

\"Charlie01\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Mediet, den lokalkendte landstryger<\/strong> Charlie Madsen, nu ogs\u00e5 kendt\u00a0som “Manden Der T\u00e6nker F\u00e6kalier”, fik under et af de af den h\u00f8jt\u00e6rede\u00a0hr. teknologiprofessor Staniol Lakmussen<\/a> kyndigt ledede eksperimenter et\u00a0tilsyneladende l\u00f8digt stykke brunvare til at fremkomme ud af den bl\u00e5\u00a0luft.<\/p>\n

\"Charlie02\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

Desv\u00e6rre kan videnskabsfolkene<\/strong> konstatere, at dette nye stof har\u00a0<\/span>en halveringstid p\u00e5 ganske f\u00e5 br\u00f8kdele af et sekund, hvorfor det\u00a0n\u00e6rmest omg\u00e5ende forsvinder igen, efterladende en mindre behagelig\u00a0lugt<\/a>, og man har endnu ikke fundet frem til en metode, hvormed denne yderst ustabile substans stabiliseres.<\/p>\n

\"Charlie03\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Det m\u00e5 dog betragtes<\/strong> som noget af en\u00a0sensation, at vi nu som det f\u00f8rste sogn i verdenshistorien med succes har\u00a0udf\u00f8rt en parapsykologisk brunvarematerialisation<\/a>, og \u00e6ren herfor tilfalder\u00a0naturligvis f\u00f8rst og fremmest C. Madsen, som hermed nomineres til Landsbytossens\u00a0 Gyldne Kazoo MMXXI.<\/p>\n

Forrige kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Retur til avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Det lykkedes tidligere p\u00e5 \u00e5ret i al hemmelighed den paranormale\u00a0arbejdsgruppe “B\u00e6 og F\u00e6” (BOF) at frembringe fysisk brunvare,\u00a0alene ved anvendelse af tankens kraft. Mediet, den lokalkendte landstryger Charlie Madsen, nu ogs\u00e5 kendt\u00a0som “Manden Der T\u00e6nker F\u00e6kalier”, fik under et af de af den h\u00f8jt\u00e6rede\u00a0hr. teknologiprofessor Staniol Lakmussen kyndigt ledede eksperimenter et\u00a0tilsyneladende l\u00f8digt stykke brunvare til […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1326,6,7],"tags":[1330,1327,769],"class_list":["post-10329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brunvare","category-julekalender-2021","category-presserende-lokalnyt","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-charlie-madsen","tag-kazoo","tag-stahl-eisenmann"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10329"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10444,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10329\/revisions\/10444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}