{"id":10323,"date":"2021-11-23T10:36:17","date_gmt":"2021-11-23T09:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10323"},"modified":"2021-12-07T18:03:31","modified_gmt":"2021-12-07T17:03:31","slug":"landsbytossens-gyldne-kazoo-725","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10323","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 7: Masturbationsidr\u00e6ttens unge f\u00f8rstemand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Wolle-logo-07.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10324\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10324\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Wolle-logo-07.png\" alt=\"Gyldne kazoo Wolle logo 07\" width=\"516\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Wolle-logo-07.png 516w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Wolle-logo-07-300x111.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hermed nomineres<\/strong>\u00a0hr.\u00a0Okker Gokker til den h\u00f8jeste nordvestjyske h\u00e6der. Unge Okker er den nyligt tiltr\u00e5dte formand for KFUM, Klamhuses F\u00e6llesskab af Unge <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=7321\">Masturbanter<\/a>,\u00a0en\u00a0post han overtog fra nyligt afd\u00f8de kaptajn <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=6553\">Gylbert Onan<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Kalender07-Okker-b.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10449\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10449\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Kalender07-Okker-b.jpg\" alt=\"Kalender07 Okker b\" width=\"478\" height=\"472\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Kalender07-Okker-b.jpg 478w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Kalender07-Okker-b-300x296.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 478px) 100vw, 478px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Derudover er<\/strong>\u00a0hr. Gokker en travl iv\u00e6rks\u00e6tter, der fra amtmandens satspulje har f\u00e5et bevilget et kontant bel\u00f8b stort 37,74 kr. til oprettelse af netbutikken \u201cOkker Gokkers Gummi\u201d, der snart vil s\u00e6lge <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=230\">selvbesmittelsesudstyr<\/a> til hele Nordvestjylland.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Den Gyldne Kazoo<\/strong> vil v\u00e6re kronen p\u00e5 den unge mands forel\u00f8bige karriere. Han blev sidste \u00e5r k\u00e5ret\u00a0som Nordvestjyllands bedste fl\u00f8jspiller, og efter kaptajn Onans d\u00f8d fungerer han ogs\u00e5 som\u00a0KFUM&#8217;s spillende tr\u00e6ner.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10320\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10320\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Retur til <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hermed nomineres\u00a0hr.\u00a0Okker Gokker til den h\u00f8jeste nordvestjyske h\u00e6der. Unge Okker er den nyligt tiltr\u00e5dte formand for KFUM, Klamhuses F\u00e6llesskab af Unge Masturbanter,\u00a0en\u00a0post han overtog fra nyligt afd\u00f8de kaptajn Gylbert Onan. Derudover er\u00a0hr. Gokker en travl iv\u00e6rks\u00e6tter, der fra amtmandens satspulje har f\u00e5et bevilget et kontant bel\u00f8b stort 37,74 kr. til oprettelse af netbutikken \u201cOkker Gokkers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1326,5,56],"tags":[1176,1327,1332],"class_list":["post-10323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-julekalender-2021","category-masturbation","category-seksualitet","tag-cavling-onsdagsgaard","tag-kazoo","tag-masturbationsidraet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10323"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10467,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10323\/revisions\/10467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}