{"id":10316,"date":"2021-11-23T10:35:02","date_gmt":"2021-11-23T09:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10316"},"modified":"2021-12-09T20:05:09","modified_gmt":"2021-12-09T19:05:09","slug":"landsbytossens-gyldne-kazoo-925","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10316","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 9: Peder Velosi, pedalvehikelkonstrukt\u00f8r"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Hartmann-logo-09.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10317\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10317\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Hartmann-logo-09.png\" alt=\"Gyldne kazoo Hartmann logo 09\" width=\"516\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Hartmann-logo-09.png 516w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Hartmann-logo-09-300x111.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeg nominerer hermed<\/strong> hr. opfinder Peder Velosi til Den Gyldne Kazoo.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Velosi01.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10473\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10473\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Velosi01.jpg\" alt=\"Velosi01\" width=\"436\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Velosi01.jpg 436w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Velosi01-300x245.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 436px) 100vw, 436px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Som \u00e5relang leverand\u00f8r<\/strong> af to- og trehjulede pedaldrevne vehikler til\u00a0Gustenhuse Sognebev\u00e6bning og <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=5710\">Den Nordkoreanske Folkerepublik<\/a>,\u00a0har hr. Velosi for l\u00e6ngst gjort sig fortjent til en \u00e6respris for sit\u00a0imponerende virke. Hensynet til sognebesparelser og milj\u00f8 har altid\u00a0v\u00e6ret hr. Velosi yderst magtp\u00e5liggende, hvilket har givet sig udtryk i en\u00a0mindre teknologisk revolution:\u00a0<em>Build Back Smaller.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Velosi02.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10474\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10474\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Velosi02.jpg\" alt=\"Velosi02\" width=\"379\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Velosi02.jpg 379w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Velosi02-286x300.jpg 286w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 379px) 100vw, 379px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hr. Velosi demonstrerer<\/strong> p\u00e5 ovenst\u00e5ende billede den allernyeste model, til brug\u00a0ifm. moderne trafikal ordensh\u00e5ndh\u00e6velse og krigsf\u00f8relse: En b\u00e6rbar\u00a0minicykle i 100% b\u00e6redygtig og brandsikker <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=5923\">kompaktbrunvare<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Det er hr. Velosis vision<\/strong>, at vi ved anvendelse p\u00e5 verdensplan af denne\u00a0nye model p\u00e5 sigt helt kan eliminere v\u00e6bnede konflikter, fordi det vil tage\u00a0tropper s\u00e5 lang tid at ankomme til fronterne, at de i mellemtiden har\u00a0glemt, hvad det overhovedet var, striden egentlig handlede om&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Velosi03.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10475\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10475\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Velosi03.jpg\" alt=\"Velosi03\" width=\"372\" height=\"478\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Velosi03.jpg 372w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Velosi03-233x300.jpg 233w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 372px) 100vw, 372px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu er muligheden<\/strong> til stede for at udtrykke vor store taknemmelighed\u00a0for denne geniale mands enorme indsats for at skabe en bedre verden!\u00a0For, som <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=9216\">V. R\u00f8vlenberg<\/a> jo udtrykte det, i sin moderne digtsamling &#8220;V\u00e6ltepeterens Maskinbarbari&#8221; (1909):<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;Hvem kan fiske<\/em><\/strong><em> foruden stang,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Og hvem kan ro uden \u00e5rer?<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Hvem kan stille sin skidetrang,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Uden at f\u00e6lde t\u00e5rer?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00c6rb\u00f8digst<\/strong>,<br \/>\nHartmann Stahl-Eisenmann<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10320\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10313\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Retur til <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeg nominerer hermed hr. opfinder Peder Velosi til Den Gyldne Kazoo. Som \u00e5relang leverand\u00f8r af to- og trehjulede pedaldrevne vehikler til\u00a0Gustenhuse Sognebev\u00e6bning og Den Nordkoreanske Folkerepublik,\u00a0har hr. Velosi for l\u00e6ngst gjort sig fortjent til en \u00e6respris for sit\u00a0imponerende virke. Hensynet til sognebesparelser og milj\u00f8 har altid\u00a0v\u00e6ret hr. Velosi yderst magtp\u00e5liggende, hvilket har givet sig udtryk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,461,1326,75,7],"tags":[1327,1289,769,1337],"class_list":["post-10316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbejdsmarked","category-brunvare","category-forsvar","category-julekalender-2021","category-moderne-teknik","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-kazoo","tag-pedalvehikel","tag-stahl-eisenmann","tag-velosi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10316"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10486,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10316\/revisions\/10486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}