{"id":10307,"date":"2021-11-23T10:33:17","date_gmt":"2021-11-23T09:33:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10307"},"modified":"2021-12-12T20:41:47","modified_gmt":"2021-12-12T19:41:47","slug":"landsbytossens-gyldne-kazoo-1225","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10307","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 12: Familien Puckelmeier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Gylla-logo-12.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10308\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10308\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Gylla-logo-12.png\" alt=\"Gyldne kazoo Gylla logo 12\" width=\"512\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Gylla-logo-12.png 512w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Gyldne-kazoo-Gylla-logo-12-300x112.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Et stoltere, \u00e6dlere familiebillede<\/strong> end dette kan n\u00e6ppe t\u00e6nkes: Nordvestjysk Landslubbertloges mange\u00e5rige \u00e6respr\u00e6sident, f\u00e6kaliem\u00e6gler Lumbago Puckelmeier og hans s\u00f8nner, der alle har udm\u00e6rket sig som lussing- og\/eller masturbationsidr\u00e6tsm\u00e6nd.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Kalender-12-Puckelmeier.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10496\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10496\" src=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Kalender-12-Puckelmeier.jpg\" alt=\"Kalender 12 Puckelmeier\" width=\"505\" height=\"470\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Kalender-12-Puckelmeier.jpg 505w, http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Kalender-12-Puckelmeier-300x279.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>De 7 raske drenge<\/strong> er opstillet fra venstre efter alder, og lad mig i korthed pr\u00e6sentere:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Magnum<\/strong>, nordvestjysk mester i lommebillard 1989-96, 1999, 2005-07<\/p>\n<p><strong>Laskert<\/strong>, semiprofessionel omrejsende lussingartist<\/p>\n<p><strong>Prums<\/strong>, brunvaregastronom og opvisningsmasturbant siden 1990\u2019erne<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jason<\/strong>, f\u00e6kalieassurand\u00f8r og spillende tr\u00e6ner i Klamhuse Masturbation Dynamos<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gyffe<\/strong>, allround-g\u00f8gler, kondomklovn og eksplosionsdef\u00e6kant<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nasser<\/strong>, flokkens intellektualist, forfatter til bogen \u201dSpil med begge h\u00e6nder\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pubert<\/strong>, f\u00e6kaliecigarfabrikant, lussingtjener i landslubbertlogen<\/p>\n<p>Og endelig deres stolte fader:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lumbago Fl\u00e4skert Puckelmeier<\/strong>, f\u00f8dt 1923, opvokset p\u00e5 Klamhuse Hede, frivillig p\u00e5 \u00d8stfronten 1941-44, selvst\u00e6ndig brunvare- og husdyrsuppevirksomhed siden 1951, herskabeligt bosiddende i Villa Lumbago, Blodh\u00f8j<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10310\">Forrige kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10304\">N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Retur til <a href=\"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/\">avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Et stoltere, \u00e6dlere familiebillede end dette kan n\u00e6ppe t\u00e6nkes: Nordvestjysk Landslubbertloges mange\u00e5rige \u00e6respr\u00e6sident, f\u00e6kaliem\u00e6gler Lumbago Puckelmeier og hans s\u00f8nner, der alle har udm\u00e6rket sig som lussing- og\/eller masturbationsidr\u00e6tsm\u00e6nd. De 7 raske drenge er opstillet fra venstre efter alder, og lad mig i korthed pr\u00e6sentere: Magnum, nordvestjysk mester i lommebillard 1989-96, 1999, 2005-07 Laskert, semiprofessionel omrejsende [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1326,5,7],"tags":[1327,1341],"class_list":["post-10307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-julekalender-2021","category-masturbation","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-kazoo","tag-puckelmeier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10307"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10510,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10307\/revisions\/10510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}